Évaluations récentes de The Ape

"Objective: Survive"

The batmobile in this game is
35% weeeee
and 65% ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST TURN AROUND YOU TRASH CAN

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?????

Shadow generations looks amazing, it runs smoothly like butter, controls like heaven, feels like paradise
Shadow the hedgehog is one of my favourite fictional characters of all time, and to finally see him be treated with respect brings me enourmous amounts of joy.
It's so loyal to the original games that they even brought back Sound effects from Shadow the Hedgehog 2005
Never thought we'd ever see Black Doom and Mephiles again yet Here they are.
Yeah it's too short, this kind of story requires a longer time, They could've thrown in a couple of levels from Shadow 2005, an actual Sonic boss fight and an Infinite boss fight. but it's enjoyable nontheless.
My only problem besides the game being too short is the weird lighting, the way it reacts with the textures makes them look flat and weird. It's fine during the cutscenes, but when you look at Shadow in the HUB world it's just a bit off.
Still, awesome remaster. Sonic Forces: Episode Shadow looks even more pathetic now compared to this absolute banger

Speaking of Previous sonic games, The fact that this remaster exists at all disproves the theory that Sonic Team can't re-release Sonic Unleashed because of the legal issues with the Havok engine.
So PLEASE, Sonic Team, REMASTER SONIC UNLEASHED NEXT
WE'RE BEGGING YOU

Sonic x Silver Unleashed
Make it happen
I will pay you

Пройдя через невыносимую еблю с модами чтобы эта херня заработала вы получаете ничё такой Рунскейп с Зомби
с друзьями то что надо

Better than asylum in every single way

I don't think there is a game, nay, a piece of media that impacted me more than Undertale did.
So much so that i still refuse to do a genocide run 9 years later because i CARE damn it, i CARE about these silly critters, they are way more to me than just sprites with coded-in dialogue

The campagin is WAAY too short for how unbelievably good it is

Far Cry 5 with less content and a different aesthetic
Sometimes even more beautiful than 5
Surprisingly i love seeing the characters from Far Cry 5 get a somewhat happy ending after the nuclear fart destroyed everything
They should've made more wacky post apocalypse weapons like Saw launcher, instead of the exact same guns that cant even be customised anymore
Basically, this should've been a DLC
Bonus points for the funni RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEE man
And Thank god for that Monke mask, every game with customisation should have a monke mask/suit

Ah, Pixel Gun 3D...
This name holds so many memories. The time when i got 2000 coins out of nowhere and bought every gun available in the game so far, the time i got so mad of constantly losing i broke my tablet's screen and had to place it on the floor in the night so it would seem it fell and broke on itself... the bit crushed music that stuck in my head for years...
I could go on and on about my love for this game, but nostalgia aside, this is NOT a good game.
Yep, this is a big ass pay to win dumpsterfire.
Everything on the screen is begging you to give them your real money, most powerful guns for just a few bucks, so many unnesessary elements...
But despite that i'm having WAY too much fun with it. This game always had something to it, that made me come back again and again since all the way back in 2014.
Also the fact that they introduced a "ranked matchmaking" is really funny. Like there's any kind of balance and fairness in a game where you can just buy a bunch of OP guns with real money