The Ape 最近的评测

Officer balls

Got it with Playstation Plus back in 2017
actually bought it because it's so good
Tons of fond memories
too bad they never made a 4th game

Wow, microsoft REALLY wants this to be call of duty.

Usually i have to warm up for a new and unfamiliar game
It takes time for me to start liking it
But THIS might just be the game that sold itself to me instantly.
From the moment i took control of Chai i already loved this
and then everything else started to add up
The super fun rhytm mechanic
The butter-smooth controls
The spectacle combat
The cheesy yet hillarious dialogue
The visuals
The humor
The lovely characters
The lovely enemies
The MUSIC???? which is the most important aspect of any media for me, be it movies, games, etc
I love Chai, he's such a lovable idiot
I love 808 kitty
I love Peppermint
I love Macaron
I love CNMN
I LOVE Corseca
Easily my top 8 favourite game of all time

I can't wait for the sequel
...
OH WAIT, Silly me
Despite all the critical acclaim, awards, and tons of praise, This isn't Call of Duty, So that means we should scrap the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ studio!!!!!
GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF MICROSOFT
STOP POISONING SO MUCH OF WHAT I HOLD DEAR

They should make a new one that doesn't suck

It runs like ♥♥♥♥ and stutters every 4 seconds even on medium settings
It's notoriously tedious when you cant get through a boss because you keep dying again and again
The lack of some sort of fast travel makes post-game exploration a slog
Having to start far away from the place you died because there are like 2 checkpoints on every Kilometer is unfun
but you know what?
This game rocks.
After the abysmal sequel trilogy era it felt so good to have a good Star Wars thing again

either lower the prices by 66% or Just make the damn PVE thing already

I had no prior knowledge of this franchise before i bought this collection
And now that i played campagins from Reach to 3 i finally understand the hype

Like, even the main menu is awesome, It feels like im a new guy, who just found halo, in this museum, and the music is telling me glorious stories about the days of past, the greatest fps franchise and the greatest hero of all time, master chief
and dont even get me started on the games themselves
their exciting world
and gameplay
and music that rivals the Star Wars score in it's untouched purity and grace
i WISH i was there to experience HALO in its prime

Oh my god...
I get it

Yeah this IS the most underrated game of all time
The characters
The world
The sights
The sounds
The music
it all just creates this unique feeling of somber, eventually transforming into bittersweet
i never felt more empathy to a character than Niko
I just want to see the little guy happy
You truly feel like you're helping a child navigate this world and it's not just programmed sequences
and it hurts much when you say your final goodbye after both base game and Solstice

The soundtrack is beyond special
You have no idea how much Children of the ruins means to me
Niko And the world machine
On little cat feet
silverpoint
phosphor
geothermal
my burden is light
self contained universe
into the light
indoors
sonder
simple secrets
deep mines
collapse
eleventh hour
rue
homesick
the simulation
It's all so good
I won't even replay this game, just so the happily ever after stays as it is