🐉Happy St. George's Day🐉

merry christmas and a happy new year 2024 baby lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ben, you kinda cute not gonna lie

I'm always online, watching.

HIS ALIVE HOLY CRAP HIS ONLINE!!!

he was thee warrior from diablo I

i do miss the weekly quotes

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i bucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put hearts on your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch movies together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it bucking kills me and i cant take it anymore please i'm begging you to eaither love me in it hurts so much and kills me everyday of my pathetic life seeing your profile picture on my friends list.

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(☆*✦✦ Merry Christmas & A Happy 2019 ✦✦ *☆ )

before you ask an AGI made the story so enjoy
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Skyla Snow looked at the wet banana in her hands and felt happy.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her clean surroundings. She had always loved cold japan with its magnificent, modern moon. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel happy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ben's Sister. Ben's was a white saint with sexy sausage and cute arse.

Skyla gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a slim, hot, milk drinker with white sausage and skinny arse. Her friends saw her as an abundant, afraid angel. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a handsome little girl.

But not even a slim person who had once jumped into a river and saved a handsome little girl, was prepared for what Ben's had in store today.

The rain hammered like loving dogs, making Skyla sad.

As Skyla stepped outside and Ben's came closer, she could see the fancy glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want 1 pen," Ben's bellowed, in a sexy tone. She slammed her fist against Skyla's chest, with the force of 707 wolfs. "I frigging hate you, Skyla Snow."

Skyla looked back, even more sad and still fingering the wet banana. "Ben's, I am your father," she replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two kindly, klutzy kangaroos chocking at a very powerful funeral, which had classical music playing in the background and two grand uncles cockslaming to the beat.

Skyla regarded Ben's's sexy sausage and cute arse. She held out her hand. "Let's not fight," she whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Ben's.

"Please?" begged Skyla with puppy dog eyes.

Ben's looked horny, her body blushing like a bad, bloody bra.

Then Ben's came inside for a nice drink of milk.
THE END

Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be a loner. cover that boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
You won't get sick if you wrap you brick.
If you go into heat. package your meat.
If you take off her skirt and blouse, wrap that trouser mouse.
Don't be a fool, vulcanise your tool.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

Thanks i made it for him

+1 best profile pic.

Considering I've only just seen this now, I guess I don't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Im the highest level friend on your list how does that make you feel punk!

Hey when do you want to play fortnite again, I want to see all ur skins

Doesn't play Fortnite?

plays fornite

Hello, I am the head officer of the World Police Departement (WPD for short.) My team, team 69, specializes in the capture of criminals who steal, overuse or spread old and outdated memes across the internet. I have received a court order to take you in mr. Ben. Please respond within 48 hours or there will be consequences.

Gotta get me some of that hoverboard action.

warfraim thug

+rep had it on disc

doesn't play TES III: Morrowind

YOU ARE A

You make me want a lobotomy

ima board so i spam X-rated emojis on your profile to feed my hunger

ben you suck

1V1 ME GET ON ME SCRUB

CRICKY WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, OH YER, THIS HERE IS YOUR COMMON FURRY, OR WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL ITS, THE DOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥, BETTER WATCH OUT, THESE KIND OF THING DON'T KNOW THE DIFFANCE FROM A DOG OR A GUYS ASS SO TIGHEN UP YOUR BELTS AND PANTS BOYS!!!

CALM YOUR TITS YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ AND STOP SUCKING OFF MY DOG!!!

shes such a sket probly works on the corner of a road what a dog hooker

such a dog ♥♥♥♥♥♥ probley rubs his tung on his keyboard to get that sweet vibs of lust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCobVASoHfg

The ♥♥♥♥?

rose's are red, violets are blue, i can't rhyme, how bout you
rose's are black, violets are gray, i colour blind, so buck you
rose's are red, violets are blue, i got epilepsy, and i see drool
rose's are red, violets are blue, i got a gun, so get in the van
rose's are red, violets are blue, and pansy are pink, and i'm bent for you
rose's are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, so is my neighbour
rose's are red, violets are blue, the english are white, and thats all right
rose's are red, violets are blue, i fisted your sister, right next to you

So gay

Can confirm that it doesn't read these

can confirm that it is a fat ♥♥♥

Thought so

He's most likely been hijacked

I ♥♥♥♥ ON YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUM YERRR I WIN GAME OVER!!!

too much ♥♥♥♥ not enough toilet paper

I shat on yo keyboard

I shat on yo desk

:)

WANKER!!!