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Recent reviews by a Wise Old Man

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58.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's alright I guess.

Gameplay has its moments, but most of the time it's honestly just frustrating. You play 3 hours to have 15 minutes of fun.

Movement, combat and building are a bit janky, early access appropriate.

Graphics, kind of cool in a retro early 2000s way, but I would be lying if I said I prefer this over an actually nice looking game. For looking so simple, the game is bizzarely GPU heavy. For comparison, it runs a bit worse than Satsfactory for me.
Posted 7 September, 2024. Last edited 7 September, 2024.
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81.4 hrs on record
Shame what's become of a classic game.
Posted 4 June, 2024.
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9.3 hrs on record
Great movement, great environment, great story.
Posted 21 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.5 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
This is a very short game.

The game is cute and relaxing. Great way to introduce someone to third person controls and develop some basic game sense. But, to repeat again, there's very little content. The main quest is only like 4 tasks and it kind of feels like an introductory quest from a more "serious" game. There are a few side quests, but they won't keep you occupied for too long either. Even my girlfriend who's not much of a gamer and really takes her time with exploring, started complaining that there's nothing left to do after 6 hours or so.

Movement is not really as polished as I'd hoped it would be, but it's okay.

I would not buy this again for full price, a much fairer deal would be somewhere around 5 - 10€. At that price it's a nice way to spend a lazy afternoon on the couch.
Posted 21 May, 2024. Last edited 21 May, 2024.
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3.9 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
cute
Posted 28 November, 2023.
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75.6 hrs on record (54.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you loved the Forest you're gonna love this too. This game doesn't change much about the original, just builds upon it - the map is bigger, the construction is more flexible, there's more cannibal types, more items, etc.
Posted 23 February, 2023. Last edited 4 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
War sucks. This game doesn't
Posted 25 February, 2022.
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19.1 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
A great game absolutely ruined by bugs. When it's running it's very enjoyable, but you'll probably be spending more time trying to get it working than actually playing.

Right out of the gate it uses a launcher. The game itself even recommends a gamepad and then forces you to have a mouse just to start playing. And it's the type of game to play on a couch where you're just using big picture and don't necessarily have a mouse and keyboard ready.

The comes weird scaling issues on anything that's not 1080p. And low framerates in the menu for no reason. And controllers not picking up. And menus that constantly scroll by themselves. I could go on and on.

If they fix the issues, then 100% buy it, but I cannot recommend this to anyone in the condition it is and I seriously doubt there's any work being done.
Posted 10 January, 2022. Last edited 1 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
Wanna play mario kart but don't want to give nintendo 400€ for a phone with a dock? Garfield kart is here for you
Posted 9 January, 2022.
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110.2 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
Pretty good as a racing sim and the story parts are fun too. Not worth full price, but a good buy on sale.
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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