it must be small enough to fit into the usual human cavities and it must have many dexterous mechanical appendages with flesh-like exteriors

We need to come up with the next big sex toy

You're seriously ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What is an onahole.

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Lil bro went from quake pro to washed and dating 16 year old girls in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video game.

You need BBC

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if you were a 90s kids you'll remember this video game character

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Hi, I'm working on my friends list. I am removing people I don't speak to, play with or know in real life. I'm sorry it has nothing to do with you as a person so please don't take offence. I'm trying to get control over my account again which is difficult with over 250 friends. Take care, Jammie

GET YOUR MONEY UP OR WE CANT TALK NO MORE LIL BRO

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Hey man! Hows that bomb you've been putting together going?

Hey!, What's up, man? It's Max from Liberal Arts 101 last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Shaniqua? She was a big fat obese girl hahah. You are such a dog eater. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Hey Dude! What’s up, man? It’s Will from Psychology 101 last semester. I didn’t know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Ashley? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It’s so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.

k dad

do drugs lol

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hey

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IM FUNNY XDDDDADIUHAIH WBFN UIAWF HIWIH A

because im a ♥♥♥

why are u so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb

begs mommy to buy gta 5 for him

cringy ♥♥♥♥

A-S-M-R

asfmhj,bsegnil

i have the ferrai emote so like die

11/10 the best anime movie ever

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get minecraft joey salads'd !!

pwned !!!

fat xD D !!

im beast at unturned

I agree

Due to extensive reseach done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The reseach is as follows. Pocket protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron into it at 400 miles per hour, and the wall came out fine. They then craashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 mile per hour made of diamond and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away to stop a meteor the size of a small Washington state suburb. They then carred a small loan of a million diamonds into over 9000 as to even more want to go look more like?!

lol

2:56 Evil_MrMuffinz: @rohulk2010 why 2010?
2:56 ThatCSGOKid: he was born in 2010

https://youtu.be/HbzQMZAFzkk?t=3m6s

https://twitter.com/Poncho_osu/status/709579162881667072

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steve from minecraft, my favorite game!

is that Andrew?

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if you were a 90s kids you'll remember this video game character

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