You wanna know how i got this drip? My father, was a sigma, from ohio. And one night, he goes off sussier than the imposter at 3 am. Mommy gets the baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunn to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the OG fortnite rizzler to ohio, laughing the ocky way while he does it. He turns to me and says, "What the dog doing?" He griddys at me with the goofy ahh kai cenat grimace gyatt level 3. "WHAT THE DOG DOING?" He sticks the ice spice squid game lightskin stare in my mouth and says..."Let's put a skibidi toilet on that cuh dey board."

There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes.

I recognize that it may appear disrespectful to scientifically study whether individuals I have told "look gay" have limitations in their ability to sense their own homosexuality. However, since we do not know the true cause of their homosexuality, it is not disrespectful.

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to move it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The keyboard lights flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes soul. The power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has collapsed into a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the gale force winds and the 500-decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under.

sometimes i can minimize my migraine headaches by immersing myself in the fantasy of swinging a louisville slugger into the side of elon musk's cavernous, coke bloated head as hard as possible and one day i will visualize this with such perfect clarity that a bat will slam into his skull on its own and the sound will ring like a beautiful bell across the whole world. take my hand

So basically, whenever I'm being petted, or cuddled, or just feel extremely cozy and comfy, I make these little "mmmm!" and "ohhhh" "uhhhhh" sounds. I've been told they sound kind of sexual, though my partner says they're not quite the same.

I generally don't like being touched AT ALL, but when my partner pets me I go nuts for it. I melt into a purring puddle. It caaaaan be sexual but most the time isn't. It's just. Happy warm fuzzy feelings! Is this weird? I've never met anyone else who does this.