Recent reviews by gustus

Oh, mein gott, Escape Simulator is as thrilling as diving into a chocolate fountain! The puzzles are clever, the environments are exciting, and it’s almost as satisfying as dessert (almost). I played with Aunt Hilda and Uncle Jeremy—he’s still showing off after his LASIK surgery. Aunt Hilda, of course, spent most of the game bossing us around, saying, “Augustus, stop trying to eat the fake game cookies!” From space stations to Victorian mansions, each room felt like an adventure—though none, sadly, were filled with chocolate. Still, for a non-edible experience, it was wunderbar!