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Bleppity

unfortunately, yesterday my beloved cactus left this world... BUT! he knew you well and left you an inheritance of 500,000 ROBUX for the first month, but after you signed the documents, he agreed to share his can of water and dirty underpants with you, interested?

I enlist you with the power of the infamous
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I give you the key and the launch codes for it. I hope you use it wisely.
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small penis

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See my muzzle?
See my tail?
𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴?
You better howl! ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆
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ayochillthefucoutyositheplay

Hey sorry, I hate to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called vaginismus, in other words, your vagina can seal shut pretty hard - it's quite uncommon for it to be as severe as yours, though. Especially considering how you mentioned he couldn't pull it back out, and when he did, it was purple. I think you should consult your doctor about it. It may just be due to nervousness, but it still shouldn't have the clamping force of a bear trap. I still highly recommend keeping that doctors appointment. You may also want to check and be sure it isn't growing teeth, and wash it (your vagina), that way you don't worsen your condition. I hope my answer helped you.

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See my muzzle?
See my tail?
𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴?
You better howl! ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆
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Woah, woah woah. Hey there madam.
*Le tips my fedora* I saw you were a rare dying species called "Female gamer" Is this true.??

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Oh my, I haven't never seen a female gamer in the wild before! It is an honor to meet you!⠀
-UNLOCKED FEMALE GAMER-

*sprays a little bit of my musk accidentlaly when farting*
oops....

Me when im in a grooming competition and my opponent is the garry's mod pony community.

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Whats it to you that i like ponies? How am i supposed to control myself. *sigh* Nopony else understands me anymore. If it is not for my love of ponies how else would i be able to go on with my life? As the brony fandom dies so do i. *wipes sweat off of fatroll*

sup

fake fan

okay it has come to my attention the song lyrics are actually “Rollin' around at the speed of sound got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow”

speeding around at the speed of sound i got places to go I WILL FOLLOW THE LEADER!!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

myaue <3

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

Riku Riku you can call me Riku

i hacked ur pc using the pythagoreaieng htheromn

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This goober is something ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ else. Actually on another plane of existence and reality.

<3 YOu're so Cuteeeeee!

-rep broke my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ankles in basketball

Hi

shuam fuam

+rep They stomped my balls at osu

-rep they beat me at beating my meat