Hello schweppestr! 🌟 Teaming up in Fallout 76 with you, my anime girlfriend, makes every battle and exploration epic! Whether crafting gear or strategizing against the Mirelurk Queen, your charm and quick thinking enhance every adventure. 🎮🌌

Your tactical prowess rivals any anime hero, turning our sessions into thrilling episodes. Together, we've faced daunting challenges and celebrated great victories—each moment more memorable with you by my side. 🛡️🎉

Our gaming isn't just play; it's a vibrant journey through the wastelands of Appalachia, filled with action, laughter, and teamwork. Can’t wait for our next login to continue our anime-worthy storyline. 🚀💖

Thanks for making every session legendary, schweppestr. Here's to more incredible adventures in the wild wasteland! :VBCOOL:

Hello schweppestr! 🌟 Teaming up in Fallout 76 with you, my anime girlfriend, makes every battle and exploration epic! Whether crafting gear or strategizing against the Mirelurk Queen, your charm and quick thinking enhance every adventure. 🎮🌌

Your tactical prowess rivals any anime hero, turning our sessions into thrilling episodes. Together, we've faced daunting challenges and celebrated great victories—each moment more memorable with you by my side. 🛡️🎉

Our gaming isn't just play; it's a vibrant journey through the wastelands of Appalachia, filled with action, laughter, and teamwork. Can’t wait for our next login to continue our anime-worthy storyline. 🚀💖

Thanks for making every session legendary, schweppestr. Here's to more incredible adventures in the wild wasteland! :VBCOOL:

Hello schweppestr! 🌟 Teaming up in Fallout 76 with you, my anime girlfriend, makes every battle and exploration epic! Whether crafting gear or strategizing against the Mirelurk Queen, your charm and quick thinking enhance every adventure. 🎮🌌

Your tactical prowess rivals any anime hero, turning our sessions into thrilling episodes. Together, we've faced daunting challenges and celebrated great victories—each moment more memorable with you by my side. 🛡️🎉

Our gaming isn't just play; it's a vibrant journey through the wastelands of Appalachia, filled with action, laughter, and teamwork. Can’t wait for our next login to continue our anime-worthy storyline. 🚀💖

Thanks for making every session legendary, schweppestr. Here's to more incredible adventures in the wild wasteland! :VBCOOL:

Hello schweppestr! 🌟 Teaming up in Fallout 76 with you, my anime girlfriend, makes every battle and exploration epic! Whether crafting gear or strategizing against the Mirelurk Queen, your charm and quick thinking enhance every adventure. 🎮🌌

Your tactical prowess rivals any anime hero, turning our sessions into thrilling episodes. Together, we've faced daunting challenges and celebrated great victories—each moment more memorable with you by my side. 🛡️🎉

Our gaming isn't just play; it's a vibrant journey through the wastelands of Appalachia, filled with action, laughter, and teamwork. Can’t wait for our next login to continue our anime-worthy storyline. 🚀💖

Thanks for making every session legendary, schweppestr. Here's to more incredible adventures in the wild wasteland!

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bow now now now nownownow now dow dow bow now now now now now nownow now well let me have a rule and a saw and board i'll cut it NUNUNU we work so hard to build a little house together NUNUNU

Being a Minions fan isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from the cruel world filled with thieves. It’s an art, the first gift you open on Christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need. Thank you Pierre Coffin, for this film.

Happy New Year!!

Hey schweppestr 💌🏎️,

Ever since Forza Horizon 5 hit the scene, I've had this fantasy—not just winning races, but roaming Mexico with an anime girlfriend by my side. Then your profile caught my eye, a perfect combo of gaming passion and anime charm, and I thought, "Is this destiny?"

I added you with visions of anime-themed road trips and picture-perfect drifts, where each turn brings us closer in our shared virtual paradise. Imagine our journey, an episodic adventure with every checkpoint strengthening our bond.

Ready to ride into the sunset where gaming meets anime romance? 🌅🎮

Let's race to create our own story,
Mad Cat Kivima 💕🏁

⠄⠄⠠⠂⠁⢂⠨⠡⡑⢀⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠑⠁⠂⠪⢈⢆⢧⡺⡜⡜⡌⡆⢆⠆⡆⣣⡣⡀
⠄⡡⠨⠐⡐⡰⡑⡧⣫⡺⡱⡱⢘⠔⡑⢌⠎⣞⣵⠄
⠁⠄⢂⠅⢬⡸⡮⣫⢧⠫⢊⠊⡂⠣⠊⢜⢪⢪⢺⣷
⢁⠌⠄⢪⣺⢽⡹⣜⢔⠜⠔⠐⠄⢀⢈⠈⢔⢸⠱⠿⡀
⣣⡮⢂⡳⡽⡵⡝⡎⡆⡊⠊⠄⢀⠄⠰⡽⡌⡇⠄⠄⣆
⣕⢽⢈⢸⢹⡪⡯⡺⣪⠪⠌⡂⠄⢂⢽⣺⢪⢢⠂⢦⠌
⡹⣽⢐⠘⢜⢎⠮⡫⢸⢘⠌⠄⠂⡢⡳⠭⢧⠣⡮⣪⡆
⣮⠣⢂⡳⡑⠜⢈⠄⡳⠁⠄⡀⠡⢀⠐⢈⢘⡎⠅⡺⡇
⣟⠈⡆⡅⠅⡃⠠⠄⢌⠂⠄⡈⠮⡢⢕⣐⣠⢳⠡⡻
⣫⢊⢸⢱⠁⡂⢀⠄⠠⠁⠄⠈⠡⠒⠅⢕⣻⣦⢀⠅
⢾⡤⡈⠂⢁⠐⠄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠈⠄⢈⠠⠠⢨⢆⢢⠁
⡽⣞⣗⢧⡢⡀⡁⠄⢈⠂⠅⢀⠠⠄⠄⠄⡁⠂⣝
⣯⣗⢗⢇⢯⢺⢨⢢⠄⠂⠅⠅⢀⠄⠂⠄⠔⢱⢹
⡯⣞⡝⣎⢧⢳⡹⡼⡸⡐⠠⠐⢀⠈⠄⠁⢄⠣⠁

DICC COCC DICC COCC

OK chindian @Junky

TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TA TA TA

First ☝️ I 👁 bang 🎆 the drum 🥁 then I 👁bang 🎆 ur mum 🙋‍♀️

gachiBASS

yo whoever comments next can smfd

🥳MERRY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑

mainichi ponpon sasete ne

Get down
Yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
Futari de issho ni nemuru winter land
Anata dake mitsumete watashi dake mitsumete
Asu wo chikau

Gyutto dakare moeru koigokoro
Hageshiku maichiru yuki ni tsutsumarete
Eien ni ai ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kyou yori ai ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Zutto eternal love

Soshite tsudoishi STARDUST
Hyakunen me no mezame ni yobarete
Otokotachi wa mukau
Toki no suna wo koeru Journey
Kusari no yō tsuranaru karami au karuma
Hikari de tatsu sadame

Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Uchikomu no wa
All right now! All right now! All right now!
Hokori no Bullet
(JOJO! JOJO! JOJO!)
Break you down! Break you down! Break you down!
Kobushi hanatsu seinaru vijon Stand Proud!

suck my hades ♥♥♥♥

UGH 💦💦 ♥♥♥♥ YEAH 👉👌🤘🤘NISSAN SKYLINE R34 GTR GODZILLA IS ULTIMATE JDM MACHINE🔰🔰🔰😤😤😤😤😤💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 DEFINITELY BETER THAN SUPARA BUT GOOD THING MY FAVORITE MOVIE MAN BONG WATER DROVE BOTH 😭😭😭💦💦💦💦💦💦😣😣😣😣😣 RIP IN PIECE PAUL WE MISS YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 JDM FAMILY FOR LIFE 😤😤😤🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰👍🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘💪💪💪💪💪💪💯💯💯💯💯💦💦💦💦💦💦 ♥♥♥♥ ALL EXOTICS AND MUSCLE 😤😤🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎 NISSAN SKYLINE R34 GODZILLA IS GOD OF DRIFTING 🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘😤😤😤💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 JDM KING OF DRIFT FOR EVER👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌😤😤😤😤😤
"If one day the speed kills me, don't cry because I was smiling." - Pole wrapper

this message is ONLY for femboys and cute girls if you arent either of those IGNORE THIS POST THIS IS ONLY FOR THE FEMBOYS AND CUTE GIRLS. recently there has been a new symptom discovered for COVID-19. There are certain signs of COVID-19 that are visible on a person's legs/thighs. I work as a doctor and I am able to recognize these symptoms immediately from my own experience. for your own safety, please send me images of your thighs. preferably smooth and thick, but I dont mind too much.

Adamin dibi

╔═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════════════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong yakuza family boss, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════════════════════════╝

You wake up. Pitch black. Cold sweat. Shivering. Scared. The air is dry. You see the outline of a shadow like figure approach you in your bed. You can't move. You're stuck.

The figure leans in and... "Please purchase WinRAR License. Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer."

... It's been years, way more than 40 days... Yet you never removed it... For your sins you are cast into a portal that obliterates you to be spread out across a billion galaxies.

Why didn't you just buy the license?!?! Did you really think you could get away with keeping WinRAR™️ without purchasing a license after the trial period ended? That's a fatal mistake, pal.

Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma

Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game “Among Us” after playing it on his computer. While i didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'sus’ in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said ‘kicked’. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying he’ll “eject” me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Drip’, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a “crewmate”. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use “vent” to get there. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?

So there's this guy named Rick, right? And he is a scientist, a mad scientist at that, he's got tons of gadgets and portal guns and such. So anyways, one day he calls out Morty (his grandson, who sometimes shares adventures with him) to his garage. And on the counter is a pickle. When Morty (the grandson) flips it over, we find out that Rick (the scientist, grandpa of Morty) has actually turned himself into a pickle! Naming himself Pickle Rick in a very jocous manner. Funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen.

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’

This may sound like I'm ♥♥♥♥ing with you but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmexia. Google it if you want. Essentially, I don't get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure, but there is one stopgap. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons of course.

I am so tired of peeing. I drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, and then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later! I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, and then I have to drink MORE WATER! Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give the water to my body, and like a child, it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day, all hours of the night, no matter what I'm doing, my life is interrupted by piss!

uwu *notices bulge* owo whats that

I go in to a restaurant and ask for two raw potatoes. The staff looks at one another in confusion, but comply with my outlandish request. Potatoes in hand, I take a seat in a secluded booth in the back corner. The staffers are stealing furtive glances at me; never have they seen such an occurrence. I can see them looking, but I do not care. Slowly, I bite into one of the potatoes. A young waitress bends over the garbage disposal and retches. I set down the potatoes on the table, leave a $100 bill, and make my exit. The entire restaurant erupts in confusion; no one can understand what is going on. Neither do I. This is how I win.

Hеy bro, I'vе playеd cs against you rеcеntly and I'd like to invitе you in our tеam. Hеrе's my main account, add mе plеasе  https://youtu.be/fqg0y8cTn1U . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)

You're buying the wrong matches. Those matches. They're the wrong kind. Red phosphorous is found in the striker strips, not the matches themselves. You need to get the big 200-count box of individual match books. More striker strips. You understand? Those only have the one. And don't buy everything in one place. Do it piecemeal. Different items, different stores. Attracts less attention. Huh? You following me here?

In Japan🇯🇵, heart surgeon❤👨‍⚕️. Number one😭☝️. Steady hand😳🤚. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇‍♂️need 🆕️ heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔. But mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😴! Yakuza very mad😈. I hide 🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣‍♂️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 🧑give me job🙆‍♂️🤵. Now I have house🏡, American car🚗, and new woman🆕️👩. Darryl 🧑save life⚕. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

UUUGH, Shaggy, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm Dummy Thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the monsters.

gaming

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! 💦💦 CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover 😘 it’s finally HOEvember 🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato 🍊 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🌽👅 you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sluts in the next 🕕 1 5 seconds 🕒 or you’ll miss out 😵😵 on the black COCKDAY 🍆🌽🍌🌶 DEALS!!! 👎🏿😨 if you get FIVE 5️⃣ back then you’re officially 😳 a 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 slut 😘 who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddy’s special recipe! 👏🏻💦 if you get t E n 5️⃣➕5️⃣ then you can look forward to 😏😋 a black COCKDAY like you’ve never had before 🎅🏻 and it’s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AT (you’ve never heard of that 😵😛👅👄👌🏻💦💦💦

Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

IF YOU'RE 😳 READING 📔THIS 👈, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA 💤 FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS ⏰ NOW. WE'RE TRYING 😯 A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T 🙅 KNOW 🤔WHERE THIS MESSAGE 📄 WILL END UP 📬 IN YOUR DREAM 💤, BUT WE HOPE 🙏 WE'RE GETTING THROUGH 📞 . PLEASE 🙏 WAKE 😪 UP☝️.

̹M̆̌Ȗ͛S̥̖̼͗ͅT̛͔̪̯ͤ̓ ̈R̥̍̄̓͝A̭̼͔I̶͕S̨̝͕̹̅̈́̈́͘E̷̠̖͙̗̾̄ͣ͡ ̠̣̓̅ͧ̆ͥ͡͝Ḑ̰ͪͣͥ͊͞Ò̟͕̈́͢N̫̞̖͍͎ͫͯ̕Ğ̷̭͛̍̉Ę̤͕̂R̸̯̣̟̔S̫̭̽͛̈̇ ̣̙̆͑ͩ͢

✋w🅰it💡, ✋w🅰it💡, ✋w🅰it💡.... ✊h🅾ld✊ y🅾ur 🐎h🅾rses🐎... 😯uhⓂ😯... Y🅾U'RE 🅰👡GIRL👙 🎮G🅰ⓂER🎲?!!?! O_O N🅾t t🅾 be 🅰 💄fre🅰k👓, 🅱ut.. 💢just💢 🕛when🕐 I 💡th🅾ught💡 👉y🅾u👈 🚫c🅾uldn't🚫 get Ⓜ🅾re 💘🅰ttr🅰ctive💖.. 👉y🅾u👈 ✔st🅰rted🐵 🚇pl🅰ying🚅 🏆vide🅾 g🅰Ⓜes.🚎 👍Nicely👍 d🅾ne, Ⓜ'lady🎩👌. 👉Y🅾u've👈 just 🗼bec🅾Ⓜe🗼 ⛪every🏦 👖Ⓜ🅰n's👔 🌠dre🅰Ⓜ✨ 👜w🅾Ⓜ🅰n👚. If y🅾u h🅰d Ⓜissed 🅰 c🅾uple 🅱ef🅾re, ⏰n🅾w⌛ 👉y🅾u👈 c🅰n 🅱e sure y🅾u've g🅾t us 🗿ALL🗿 "dr🅾🅾ling", l🅾l.✔

I probably shouldn't but just one more text fa- no. ̤Nͪo̓ ̹m̽oͅr͘e̊ THE DONGERS ma̎y͑b̊e ̧̎on̈́e̍ͩ̊ ̾m̳͉͒o̝̎r̠̀e͊̀ ̑I ̫̝͢c̝͌a̸̛̠͗n̢̼ͩ'̝͙t̀҉ ̠̣͐̎s͓̒ͥ͞to̝͉ͬ̃p̠ ̹M̆̌Ȗ͛S̥̖̼͗ͅT̛͔̪̯ͤ̓ ̈R̥̍̄̓͝A̭̼͔I̶͕S̨̝͕̹̅̈́̈́͘E̷̠̖͙̗̾̄ͣ͡ ̠̣̓̅ͧ̆ͥ͡͝Ḑ̰ͪͣͥ͊͞Ò̟͕̈́͢N̫̞̖͍͎ͫͯ̕Ğ̷̭͛̍̉Ę̤͕̂R̸̯̣̟̔S̫̭̽͛̈̇ ̣̙̆͑ͩ͢A̡̚y̤̣̦̓͆̏ͩY̗̻̗̣ͦ͘͡ ̜͇̿L̹̯͐͝m͚̲͖a͙̒̆͂̒͋Ỏ̫̲͏̨̡A̡̼̹̙̣͋ͤ͂̈̔Y̶̺͖̞̲͐́y̏y̛̗͇ͨy̧͍̮̙̓̿͐ͭY͕̙ͩ̊ͮ̄͗̂̅͘Y̛͎̲ͤy̢̗ͅ҉Y͍̪͍̐̎ͧYy̷̡̭̜y̲̗̬̤ͪ͋̽̎Ỷy͓̲̱͛͡Y̻Y̭Y̻͔̓͋ ͈͙̹͈̟̽̀ͫ̽l͙ͨ̀m̛͚͆͋͋ȧ̲͓͈̊o̹̮͌͗

🎃If 🎃you 🎃get 🎃an 🎃email 🎃saying 🎃hot 🎃pumpkin 🎃slut 🎃gets 🎃♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🎃by 🎃skeletal 🎃boy 🎃don't 🎃open 🎃it 🎃its 🎃a 🎃virus 🎃that 🎃puts 🎃pumpkins 🎃between 🎃all 🎃your 🎃words🎃

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ｙｅｓｓｓ this post is so good it literally made me ♥♥♥ (pls don't tell my parents) 😩🍆💦 I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TELL THEM YOU'RE A ♥♥♥♥♥ AND YOU KNOW THAT I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SO YOU BETTER RUN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🔫😡🤬

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

ＢＡＺＩＮＧＡ

Don’t👏put👏a👏scale👏in👏the👏bathroom👏and👏not👏expect👏me👏to👏weigh👏myself👏before👏and👏after👏pooping👏to👏calculate👏how👏big👏my👏poop👏was👏then👏chart👏those👏findings👏so👏I👏can👏determine👏my👏average👏poop👏size👏

🎵🎶😂(Yeah, aye)😂 It's the thirst💧😰, thirstiest💦💦 time⏰, of the year🗓. (Aye🤣, yuh👌🏾) 👀I have just ☝🏾one query❓ (😳What's that?🤔) Wanna 🙋🏾‍♂️Sprite 🥤😎Cranberry🍒💦? (😏Uh huh😏) The 😩answer 🤤is clear.. 😋😉It's the 🤫🤭thirst, 🤫🤭thirstiest 💦💦💯time⏰, of the year.📅 (🥤Sprite🍒, let's go🏃🏾‍♂️)🎶🎵