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53 of 101 (52%) Achievements Earned::


Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2012 @ 4:46am

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2012 @ 5:14pm

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2011 @ 3:31pm

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2011 @ 12:31pm

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2011 @ 4:32am

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2011 @ 9:25am

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2012 @ 6:18pm

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2012 @ 2:39pm

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2012 @ 11:51am

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2011 @ 10:04am

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2011 @ 4:40am

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 10:55am

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2011 @ 4:48pm

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2011 @ 11:53am

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2012 @ 3:36am

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2011 @ 8:29am

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2011 @ 9:32am

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2012 @ 6:42pm

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2012 @ 5:09am

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2011 @ 7:46am

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2013 @ 4:19pm

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 2:45pm

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2011 @ 2:43pm

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2011 @ 2:44pm

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2011 @ 11:33am

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2011 @ 1:44pm

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2011 @ 3:00pm

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2012 @ 8:47am

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2011 @ 1:05pm

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2012 @ 10:00am

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 2:29pm

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2012 @ 9:55am

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2012 @ 4:06pm

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2012 @ 7:40am

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 11:44am

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22am

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2012 @ 10:50pm

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2012 @ 12:04pm

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2012 @ 7:36am

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2012 @ 4:33am

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2012 @ 10:02am

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2012 @ 10:01am

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 11:14am

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2012 @ 1:20pm

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2012 @ 9:54am

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 9:18am

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2020 @ 1:00pm

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2020 @ 12:59pm

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 11:33am

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 10:52am

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 10:35am

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 7:54pm



LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
0 / 5

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
5 / 10

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
8 / 100

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
0 / 25

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
0 / 5

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
0 / 22

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
0 / 20

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
0 / 20

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
12,437 / 53,599

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
15 / 43

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
2 / 43

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.