I wish I could watch LEGO have sex, ya know? And I'm talking about REAL sex, not some guy clacking these little people against each other against their will. I want to see sentient LEGO people have consensual sex. And I want it to be a very voyeuristic experience. I don't want the LEGO people to know I'm watching them, to know that I know they come alive when no one is around. I want to peep on them. I want them to go into the little sex house I built for them and have nasty, wild LEGO sex. That's what I want to see. Is that so hard? Is that so much to ask?

Hello,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."

imma keep it real with you chief i have a gun in my ass

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

Nice level noob

yoga