Lt. Ladders: Gosh, Snowball, I can't even make sexual jokes without you turning them sexual.

Kenneth Bone: I'm not a sick pervert, I'm just a regular internet pervert.

Davidnoah1: Who made you Lieutenant?

Sgt. Snowball: Look its papa davy here to penetrate snowballs tight little lesbian ♥♥♥♥♥.

It's Dat Hoi: everything is funny as long as it involves snowballs lesbian ♥♥♥♥♥ being penetrated by a mexican drug lord named davy.

Davidnoah1: JSUT!!!!!!!

Lt. Ladders: IT'S TIME TO LEARN!!!!

What Lt. Ladders said: Handfuls and handfuls of cocaine.

What SGT. Snowball heard: Handfuls and handfuls of coc-

SGT. Snowball: I was going to invite him over to watch titty anime or something, I don't know.

SGT. Snowball: By the way, nice tatas.

Lt. Ladders, about to play Civ 5: BABA YETU, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! (context found here[ https://youtu.be/f5VQ_c5v4XM?t=284 ])

It's Dat Hoi, talking Payday 2 stealth: If you're bad at stealth, you're allowed to fix it four times.

The Whole Squad at this point: WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK!!!

It's Dat Hoi: so much fap material such little time to fap

Lt. Ladders: All Campy is the new meta.

Celestial Centaur: Notontheshitlist list.

Hunter: Gravy? I love gravy!

Lt. Ladders: COME HERE, OLD MAN!!! I"LL CUT OFF YOUR ANKLES, AND WEAR YOUR BEARD AS A HAT!!!

Lt. Ladders: Depends, how long is the 30 years?

SGT. Snowball: We were just playing Catchrat. If I catch him, I get to shove the knife up his ass.

SGT. Snowball: Vore. Vore never changes.

Shiro: I get all my China from Taiwan.

Lt. Ladders: Top Ten Times My Dad Told Me To Kill Myself

Grim Panda: You'll run out of bullets before I run out of jeeeews!

TheBest: He's so gay, that he's not gay at all.

It's Dat Hoi: I mean, you use rubber to stop another white substance, but it's not glue.

It's Dat Hoi: I can feel the power coursing through my veins.... I can SEEEEEEE, I can FEEEEEEEEL, I.... CAN... HEAR!!!

It's Dat Hoi: I just heard, from across the street, one kid go "I do not fear the dark side." and the other say "You should.", a loud whack, and one of them crying.

Killer Queen: Nothing says "gamers, rise up!" quite like a soft, pearly pink.

SGT. Snowball: Black girls are just ghetto white girls.

SGT. Snowball: It said "Taco Bell" which I think is Spanish for divorce.

Lt. Ladders: Beautiful daughter, Mr. Stark.

Mind if I ♥♥♥ on her?

It's Dat Hoi: I can't be a liberal, because I can't ♥♥♥ to my own feet.

Ray: The premonitions are true, the cheetos told me so!

Alista: Squeeze my balls with a pooper-scooper.

Also Alista: You'd suffocate, they're like whole-ass chihuahuas.

Alista, exposed: I've been trying to learn social cues since I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a child.

Tatum: I put my blood, sweat and tears into this plan. I spent, like, a whole 30 minutes on it.

Meng: Make an alleyway, and suck some ♥♥♥♥ in it.

Lt. Ladders: Lunchables are a human right.

Gandhi: We co-own my ♥♥♥♥.

Lt. Ladders: My little brother knows how to throw that ass back.

DisasterDMaster: Turn my ♥♥♥♥♥ into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kite.

Lt. Ladders: Donatello is my fursona.

Casey Jones: Casey Jones.

BallisticCenturion: I am going to shove the entirety of Panama up your ass in one swift motion.

Michelangelo: I think he wants you to kiss his foot. You better do it.

Lt. Ladders: Socialism is when King Kong ♥♥♥♥♥ a child.

Shaggy: Like, zoinks, Scoob, I was with your mom last night!

Snowball: I'm stupid, I'm ♥♥♥!

Lt. Ladders: Ratatouille was the second assassin of JFK.

Blark: I should warn you, bird , that I was trained in eyeball fighting by a carnie named Bob. And he didn't have any eyelids.

Lt. Ladders: Skateboarding Jesus and the Quest to Defeat the Thong Ghosts.

TF2 blog post: Checkmate, Mozart. See you in hell.