Recent reviews by spoderman_spoody | Lvl 30 Druid

This game, I like

it's simply not fun past the garage stage.

Welcome to total war games, where the idea of "difficulty" means giving the same AI cheat codes, abnormal buffs, and nerfing the player beyond belief. Let's face it, they don't know how to program computer nations that act like players even after decades of experience. It's always been the same tired crap since day one. The people that beat the game on legendary? sure, they're good, but they mostly know how to "trick" the ai by outplaying them, it's not skill, and it's certainly not rewarding in any sense. We should be able to capitalize on the AI making human mistakes, such as advancing an army too far by accident one season, building the wrong building once in awhile and having to demo and rebuild it, forgetting to place the army in the "proper" mode and gaining absurd attrition. Nope, instead, again, we get the same old BS of computers that know exactly where your armies are at all times and exactly the optimal way to react to it. They don't get fog of war whether you accept that or not because that would BREAK them to the point they couldn't compete. Thankfully bringing us back to the original point that they don't know what the F they are doing except FARMING YOUR WALLET.

DO NOT PLAY THIS

It simply isn't fun.

better than heart of iron. don't overthink the statement.

abandoned

After they fixed the "bug" that let you move your armies around instantly it ruined the game because not only does the AI hold a huge advantage over you as far as knowing what armies to place where, the battlefronts move so inorganically and leave you wide open more times than I can count. Using the "bug" you could at least compensate for the TERRIBLE coding and TERRIBLE decision making that led the game to be released in that state. Now your troops decide to push against a border splitting the front and somehow INSTANTLY TELEPORT BACK TO YOUR CAPITAL ACROSS THE WORLD. Oop! Not so fast buster, looks like your armies are going to take another 2 months to get back on the front line they teleported away from!

PARADOX NEEDS TO SPEND THEIR RESOURCES ON RELEASING PROPER GAMES INSTEAD OF DE&I BLLSHT.

oh yes baby i think it is great. gnomoria graphics with df depth. 10/10, you can also go back to webding mode if you're crazy.

Bought for meme factor and to explore the game but felt disappointed. There simply wasn't much to do. I prefer gnomoria much better.