Recent reviews by The Femboy Jackass

Mannn could this game not rip my heart out 3 times? (Originally played this on Xbox One and then replayed it twice on PC)

First 1.3 hours, and I have a Migraine. Thanks Portal Reloaded.

Portal has been my favorite game series for a while. Combining everything I love, theoretical science, physics, action, puzzles, and nerve-wracking-stomach-turning-headache-inducing visual nightmares. Not only does this game do it really well, but the community is surprisingly still alive, even past 2011. Valve has done a good job at keeping this game alive, all though at a low player count. Almost every year thousands of new community test chambers are made for your to wrap your head around, or... wrack your head on.

Seriously, how do some of you guys build these test chambers? Like 'Hard Chamber 02', like how in the holy hell did you pull off the literal *physics breaking* chamber you made? And how about 'Reoccouring Chambers' how did you loop the chamber, AND! Change it at the same time?

The Portal Community continues to amaze me.

Pissing (peeing for the people with censorship) and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (Pooping) myself, sitting in a bush, while the Military, Bandits, and Mercs surround me as I clinch a barely functioning rifle. And "You are too exhausted to walk" on my screen.

Ah... a true Chernobyl Experience.

Originally started playing this on Nintendo Switch. Recently got the game again for me and one of my boyfriends, who absolutely love this game. First night we played for 3 hours straight, having a great time, flirting, etc.

This game is fun. Alone, or with friends and lovers. This game is fun, relaxing, and heartwarming all at the same time. Whether or not you play for fun, min-max the game, or play with your fiance, you will love this game, and the memories it creates will live on in your memory.

This game is extremely difficult, but rewarding to learn. The player base is always helpful, friendly, and competitive. And this game will make you more patriotic for a fictional nation than your actual irl nation.

If you get a competent enemy, and a great team, this game just mass produces PTSD.

Alright, starting off... this game is quite the PTSD fest. But, it's a really good tactical sandbox... spanning wars of the 20th and 21st century.

The creator makes Youtube videos quite often on the unique 'Milsim Shooter' genre, talking about what's wrong with it, what can be improved. That's how I found this game. This game is really good, and it'll only get better as it comes out of prototyping and into full release.

You can play as an overwhelming amount of teams, ever wondered what would happen if you pitted the 1st Army of the Wehrmacht against the Luftwaffe's Fallschirmjager? Ever wanted to imagine WW3 between the Cold War Americans and Russians? Ever wanted to recreate that one movie 'Black Hawk Down'? Oh boy, do I have some news for you, this games got it all.

Now for my dislikes (That'll probably get patched out).

Controls - I shouldn't have to play twister with my keyboard to lean, change my fire rate, crouch, or go prone.

Bots - On 16 v 16 it's not that bad, and the bots are pretty challenging... but anything above that and they just... become Biden (I.e, they do walk around but sometimes they'll just plain ignore you)

Lag - Oh god, the lag on specific servers... and the 'ping' on the server browser isn't always... accurate. It says 93 on certain servers, and when I join them my ping in the server is ~300 or higher.

Selecting equipment - Once your in battle, you can use your scroll wheel to view and select your equipment, but it doesn't always let you select your equipment.

Things I love.

Entry Level - This game is basically entry level milsim, you don't need to play it like a hardcore milsim to have fun.

Balancing - The weapons are pretty balanced, and snipers have a distinct sound to set them apart from the chaotic automatic and semi-automatic fire of the other Rifles and LMGs.

Gun play - The Gun play is superb, the guns are modeled accurately, even to the point of your character flipping the selector switch to change from Safe to Semi, or Semi to Auto.
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Now, what I think should be added.

Squad leader Binoculars - This would permit SL's to call in Artillery, and Smoke Artillery, as well as bombing runs by B-54's and strafing runs A10 Thunderbolts. (Or Su-57, and MIG-15)

Vehicles - Some of these maps are big, having a tank or two would give the AT gunner an actual job besides just standing and looking cool.

Better shell shock effects - This game already has really good shell shock effects, but... I wanna leave this game emotionally scarred, I want to have the 1000 yard stare... Maybe if a person dies next to you, the sides of your screen will fade to black... giving you tunnel vision. And, if you're shot at, your weapon will become more inaccurate, giving the Machine gun a greater purpose than just sounding scary, and shredding large charges.

Night Vision - Oh god, please add this... playing at night is already painful enough without this. (it's also more terrifying) Also, don't add NVG for certain teams, like the WW2, WW1, and Veitnam. (Only cold war, and insurgency/PMC teams.)

This game is fun, and I can't wait to see what it'll become

I had to change my pants 4 different times. I love this game.

Eh, It's pretty fun, but I'm ♥♥♥♥ :)