Happy Red Fat Man DAY!!

Happy Turkey Day!

long time no talk, how have you been good sir

Update part 2:
Without his presence the continuum ceased to exist on October 24th (RIP Just Survive) and the world as his family knew it was gone forever. Chris felt the closing of his former dimension, he felt his family weep as the last drive through Ranchito occurred. Chris knew of the horrible fate his family has endured in trade for their loyalty to him. Rumors are spreading that if Cranberry Chris would someday return to his loyal family that the door to the dimension would open up once again and restore unity and balance to the universe as well as bring the once powerful family back to run free.

An update on the tragic tale: There were sightings of the magic man in another universe, he held the same family name, even had the same dumb stare when he had to think too hard about something, everything about this world mirrored the legend of Cranberry Chris... He has migrated to another dimension; Chris of Conan was born. A similar disreguard for his group and family he has set off once again in solitude hoping to find eternal glory. Much to his surprise he saw the faces of ghosts past everywhere, it was like some of his former family members also attempted to move dimensions with him but could not fully make the transfer. They knew his name, his talents and even shortcomings but were unable to remember where they knew Chris from. He traveled the lands of Conan scouring every cave and cavern, his loyal family in both dimensions faithfully awaiting his return. Yet there was to be no return. Cranberry Chris' demension was in grave danger.

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Weeeeell played Seany boi! Well played sir..
But... the mystery of the missing man they call Chris, still remains to be solved!