https://mn.gov/mnddc/parallels2/pdf/70s/72/72-COF-NIO.pdf

-Listen up. That guy, he wants six million pizzas.
--Six million pizzas? We only have 4 ovens, boss. How are we gonna pull that off?
-I don't know but we gotta try.
--Maybe we could of just tell him that we made the pizzas. I mean, we wouldn't lie about making pizzas... right?
-No, of course not. We could say we made the pizzas but we'll need to make organizations to enforce the fact that we made the pizzas.
--Good idea boss.
- And we should also make it a crime to even question if we made the pizzas. And we'll also need some tv channels and constant hollywood films to remind everyone that we made the pizzas.
-Yeah, good idea
-And we'll also need some pictures of a few pizzas... Take some pictures of these ones . We'll Also need a few filmstrips of pizzas let's pile them on top of each other and bury them. Ok film just a little bit but not too much Just enough so that the fact that we made the pizzas becomes engrained in the culture

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