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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 8:04am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 6:38am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 6:46am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 6:45am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 15 May, 2015 @ 9:38am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 6:21am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:42am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 3:40pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 2:09am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 11:56pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:19am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:04am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:01am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 9:35pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 6:21am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 6:46am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 30 May, 2015 @ 9:34am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 30 May, 2015 @ 12:23am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:26am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:49am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 1:24pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:20am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:21am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 4:06am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:22am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2015 @ 11:54am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 5:35am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 7:48am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 6:14am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 10:05am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 11:15am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2015 @ 4:06am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 30 May, 2015 @ 9:44am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 7:49am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2015 @ 5:48am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2015 @ 4:34am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2015 @ 6:43am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2016 @ 5:46am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2015 @ 7:02am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 5:09am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 11:30am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 9:11am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 5:27am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 4:06am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:08am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 7:11am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2015 @ 6:55am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 2:58am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2015 @ 9:54am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 11:35am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 11:27am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 6:56am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 7:42am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 5:34am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2015 @ 7:02am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2015 @ 10:09am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 9:35pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 11:23am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2015 @ 11:09pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2016 @ 8:55am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2015 @ 11:02am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2015 @ 10:49am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2015 @ 11:03pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 8:15pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2015 @ 3:23am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2015 @ 9:32am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2015 @ 4:28am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 8:30pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 3:15am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 11:34am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 11:21am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 11:34am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 2:53am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 10:57pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 1:01am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:58am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 9:35am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 3:18pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 2:33am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 4:09am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 10:06am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 2:06am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 11:06am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 8:29am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2016 @ 12:44pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 10:30am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 1:23pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 12:00pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.