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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 9:20am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:30pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:31pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:53am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:29am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:29am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:31am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:45am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:09am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:10pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:10pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:17pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:53am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:35pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:17pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:10pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:07am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:19am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:03pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:04pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:58am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:06pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:20pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:15am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:24pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:42pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:10pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:42pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:19pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:13pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:35pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:56am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:19am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:03pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:13pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:38pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:54pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:51pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:21pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:31am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:26pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:30am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:57pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:30am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:39pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:25pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:15pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:53pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:08pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:02pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:10pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:31pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:00am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:39pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:39pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:03pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:06pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:12pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:52pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:42am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:39pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:18pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:10pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:49am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:59pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:26am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:14pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:25pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:04pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:05pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:11pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:00am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:00am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 9:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:35pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:40pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:04pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:37pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:41pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:43pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:19pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:00am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:00am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:10am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:09am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:05am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:17am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:38am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:41am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:45am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:46am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:23pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:32pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:35am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:08pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:40pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:12am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:14pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:28am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:15pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:38pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:41pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:00am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:02am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:22am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:22am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:44am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:38pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:21pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:02am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:22am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:49am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:51am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:57am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:49am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:51am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:56pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:17pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:32am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:00am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:14am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:04am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:29pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:25pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:06am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:02am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:07am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:43am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:54am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:08am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:31pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:53am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:23am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:49am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:28am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:04am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:19am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:07am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:10am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:28pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:39am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:05pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:40pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:16pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:23am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:51am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:57pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:21pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:51am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:42am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:09am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:31pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:16pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:38pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:17am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:42pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:51am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:19am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:19am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:19am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:17am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:12am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:57pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:24pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:24pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:19am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:45am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:51am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:52am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:10am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:30am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:32pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:58pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:23am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:16am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:40pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:25pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:27am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:29pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 7:48pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:18pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:15pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:13pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:53am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:23am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:50am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:31am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:29pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:17am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:45am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:52am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:08am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:28am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:20pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:20pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:35pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:53am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:15pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:57am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:56pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:33pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:10pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:03am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:15am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:29pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:17am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:28am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:07am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:30pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:21pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:37pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:35pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked