Recent reviews by Janet J'axin'

Any game that has baklava as a source of 'health' is worth your money.

Highly recommend because I feel like this game has made me a better person. And even if you don't feel the same by the end, you still have to admit the song "Climbing the Ginso Tree" changed your life. Don't even lie about it.

You'll notice Sean Bean was selected to narrate the game, NOT take on the role of lead explorer.

Take that as a hint.

Enhance and maintain the sanity, hunger, and life force of a fake, Burtonesque 'W' cartoon at the cost of your own.

*Bludgeoning cats to death and force-feeding wet goop to people in real life is a great way to get arrested.

But filthy tricksy ranger somes along. Cruddy ranger. Smelly, stinky ranger. He hurts us! He steals from us like bagginses... bagginses.