Recent reviews by Altimatum

I had a good time.

This game substitutes tedium for actual difficulty. The health interface is terrible. The inventory system is terrible. The food requirements are terrible. It's got some elements that could be really fun...but instead of doing fun things, like exploring the jungle, I had to spend all my time fighting a terrible inventory and character information screen. It's just work, not fun. I've given it a couple tries over the years and each time it still falls short of being a good game.

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

Not particularly fun or engaging.

The servers crash constantly, solo play versus duo play is completely imbalanced and they're both mixed in the same game, and there's too much of a grind for permadeath characters. Loading also takes a good 5-10 minutes per match (when matchmaking works), so a large chunk of time isn't even spent playing the game. There's every incentive to camp, and not enough reward for being aggressive. Could be a good game at some point down the line, but it isn't right now. Early Access is no excuse for not having working servers.

Control scheme doesn't carry over to PC very well.

I paid $20 to poo my pants and it was worth it.

This game is amazing.

The developers stole my money.

I got down on my hands and knees and slurped dirty, radioactive toilet water like a Thai lady-boy sucking ♥♥♥♥ on a Saturday night to survive. 10/10 would slurp again