Recent reviews by Zertylon

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7/10 hangover shooter simulator.

11/10 for art, design and music. 7/10 for everything else

So I played this game for 24 hours, started 4+ playthroughs, but never got anywhere furter than Ostagar.
Great game, 11/10.

11/10
Thoughts simulator for ten bucks.

10/10
This game has a mind-blowind story that leaves you with a lot of thoughts. Which is good. Thinking is a good thing, yeah.
Though, gameplay is kinda lame. It is a sliced and cheap version of Gears of War. But, it has it's own charm. Fights are fairly brutal and hard in my opinion, which makes it HARDCORE, haha. And, by the way, it must be, one more time says that war and death are bad things.
Oh yes, this game has just awesome music. All these distorted guitars make fights a lot more fun to play.
And awesome scenery and sinemacy.
Masterpiece.

9/10
This game is extrmely fun to play, though it has slightly questionable story (well, the story is sometimes just too fast and... familiar) and UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES. Apart from that, it's a masterpiece.