Recent reviews by Yudoki

--{Graphics}---
X You forget what reality is
X Beautiful
X Good
Y Decent
X Bad
X Don't look too long at it
X MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
X Outstanding
Y Good
X It's just gameplay
X Mehh
X Watch paint dry instead
X Just don't

---{Audio}---
X Candy to the ears
X Excellent
Y Good
X Not too bad
X Bad
X I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
X Kids
X Kids & Teens
X Teens
X Adults
X Adults & Teens
Y All

---{PC Requirements}---
X Check if you can run paint
Y Potato
X Decent
X Fast
X Rich boi
X Ask NASA if they have a spare computer.

---{Difficulity}---
Y Just press 'W'
X Easy
X Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / hard to master
X Difficult
X Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
Y Nothing to grind
X Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
X Isn't necessary to progress
X Average grind level
X Too much grind
X You'll need a second life for grinding.

---{Story}---
Y No Story
X Some lore
X Average
X Good
X Lovely
X It'll replace your life.

---{Game Time}---
X Long enough for a cup of coffee
X Short
X Average
X Long
Y To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
X It's free!
X Worth the price
Y If you have some spare money left
X Not recommended
X, You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
X Never heard of
Y Minor bugs
X Can get annoying
X ARK: Survival Evolved
X The game itself is a giant terrarium for bugs

I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it, alongside a review.
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---{Graphics}---
X Pixel samurai
X Pleasing to the shogun's eye
X Breathtakingly bushido
X Decent daimyo visuals
X My PS5/PC is committing seppuku
Y More beautiful than a thousand cherry blossoms

---{Gameplay}---
Y Miyamoto Musashi's seal of approval
X Solid as a katana's edge
X It's an open-world samurai game, alright
X Mehh
X Watching paint dry on a shoji screen
X Uninstall faster than you can say "ninjutsu"

---{Audio}---
X ASMR for feudal Japan enthusiasts
Y Soundscape sharper than a tanto blade
X Good enough for a ronin's ears
X Not too much not too little
X My ears have been struck by a bamboo flute
X Did someone say audio?

---{Atmosphere}---
X Feels like a tourist trap in Kyoto
X Anime fans' fever dream
Y Kurosawa's cinematic heir
X History buffs with katanas
X Samurai LARPers paradise
X Even your bonsai tree is impressed

---{PC Performance}---
X Runs smoother than a zen garden
X Last-gen PC friendly
Y Decent rig needed for max settings
X Hope you have an SSD
X Time to upgrade that 1080 TI

---{Difficulty}---
X Easier than folding origami
X Casual-friendly sword swinging
X Requires more than two brain cells
Y Easy to learn / hard to master
X Sweatier than a sumo wrestler in summer
X Sekiro players call it a relaxing stroll

---{Side Content}---
X What's a side quest? Is that a type of sushi?
X Only for cosmetic armor dyes
X Optional but rewarding Tales
Y Hope you like chasing foxes
X Second job as a haiku poet
X Designed by completionists who never sleep

---{Story}---
X A bamboo scroll has a better plot
X Some scattered Mongol lore
X Average "Save your home from invaders" tale
X Keeps you hooked like a well-thrown kunai
X Would make a great historical drama series
Y Forget touching grass, you're bowing to every NPC

---{Game Time}---
X Shorter than a samurai's topknot
X A few rounds between hot spring meditations
X Your average "one more duel" session
Y Longer than the Sengoku period
X Time is now measured in Mongol invasions

---{Price}---
X Free... if you inherit it from your samurai ancestors
Y Worth every coin of your clan's treasure
X Wait for a sale
X Priced like it comes with a real katana
X Cheaper than building an actual feudal Japanese castle

---{Bugs}---
X Smoother than a perfectly skipped stone
X Minor inconveniences
Y It's not a bug, it's a kitsune's illusion
X The Emperor would be proud
X The bugs have mastered the way of the samurai

I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it.
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　 　　 　／` ミ＿xノ
　　 　 /　　　 　 |
　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ
　 　 │　　|　|　|
　／￣|　　 |　|　|
　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)
　＼二つ

I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it.
　　　 　　／＞　　フ
　　　 　　| 　_　 _ l
　 　　 　／` ミ＿xノ
　　 　 /　　　 　 |
　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ
　 　 │　　|　|　|
　／￣|　　 |　|　|
　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)
　＼二つ

--{Graphics}---
X You forget what reality is
Y Beautiful
X Good
X Decent
X Bad
X Don't look too long at it
X MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
X Outstanding
Y Good
X It's just gameplay
X Mehh
X Watch paint dry instead
X Just don't

---{Audio}---
Y Candy to the ears
X Excellent
X Good
X Not too bad
X Bad
X I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
X Kids
X Kids & Teens
X Teens
X Adults
Y Adults & Teens
X All

---{PC Requirements}---
X Check if you can run paint
X Potato
X Decent
Y Fast
X Rich boi
X Ask NASA if they have a spare computer.

---{Difficulity}---
X Just press 'W'
X Easy
X Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / hard to master
Y Difficult
X Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
X Nothing to grind
X Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
X Isn't necessary to progress
X Average grind level
Y Too much grind
X You'll need a second life for grinding.

---{Story}---
X No Story
X Some lore
X Average
Y Good
X Lovely
X It'll replace your life.

---{Game Time}---
X Long enough for a cup of coffee
X Short
X Average
X Long
Y To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
X It's free!
Y Worth the price
X If you have some spare money left
X Not recommended
X, You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
X Never heard of
X Minor bugs
Y Can get annoying
X ARK: Survival Evolved
X The game itself is a giant terrarium for bugs

---{Graphics}---

X Minecraft with RTX off
X Pleasing to the eye
Y Crisp and clean
X Decent
X My GPU is crying
X Cyberpunk 2077 at launch

---{Gameplay}---

X Chef's kiss
Y Solid mechanics
X It's a game, alright
X Mehh
X Watching Twitch streams is more fun
X Uninstall simulator

---{Audio}---

X ASMR for gamers
X Slaps harder than a bass drop
Y Good
X Not too shabby
X My ears are bleeding
X Did someone say "audio"?

---{Audience}---

X Fortnite kids
X Roblox to Valorant pipeline
Y Teens with energy drinks
Y Adults with nostalgia
X Gamers of all ages
X Even your grandma would play

---{PC Requirements}---

X Runs on a calculator
Y Potato PC friendly
X Decent rig needed
X Hope you have an SSD
X Time to upgrade that 3090
X Melts through quantum computers

---{Difficulty}---

X Easier than Fall Guys
X Casual-friendly
X Requires more than two braincells
Y Easy to learn / hard to master
X Sweatier than a battle royale
X Elden Ring players call it hard

---{Grind}---

X What's grinding?
X Only for cosmetics
X Optional but rewarding
Y Hope you like repetition
X Second job simulator
X Designed by MMO veterans

---{Story}---

X Tetris has a better plot
X Some scattered lore
X Average
X Keeps you hooked
Y Would make a great Netflix series
X Forget touching grass, you live here now

---{Game Time}---

X Shorter than a TikTok
X A few rounds between meetings
X Your average battle royale session
Y Longer than your game backlog
X Time is now measured in gameplay hours

---{Price}---

X Free-to-play gem
Y Worth every penny
X Wait for a Steam sale
X Priced like it has NFTs
X Cheaper to build a real spaceship

---{Bugs}---

Y Smoother than butter
X Minor inconveniences
X It's not a bug, it's a feature
X Bethesda & EA would be proud
X The bugs have formed their own society congrats

I've had the pleasure of playing many Total War titles over the past few years, as they were a significant part of my childhood and always bring back nostalgia when I revisit games like Total War: Medieval II. Now that I've spent a considerable amount of time playing Warhammer II, I can confidently say that it holds a special place in my heart. The game has very well designed elements, stunning graphics, and fun gameplay. And, of course, we can't forget about that one annoying faction in every Total War game that relentlessly sends armies your way. This time, it's the Rats!

Anyways, outstanding game I highly recommend to any RTS/Total War enthusiast. Also, the game becomes even more enjoyable if you play with a friend; there's nothing quite as amusing as listening to them panic as their lone ranged regiment battles a monstrous beast, especially when it's their first Total war game :)

Anyhow time to put more hours into warhammer II, bye bye

--{Graphics}---
X You forget what reality is
X Beautiful
Y Good
X Decent
X Bad
X Don't look too long at it
X MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
X Outstanding
Y Good
X It's just gameplay
X Mehh
X Watch paint dry instead
X Just don't

---{Audio}---
X Candy to the ears
Y Excellent
X Good
X Not too bad
X Bad
X I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
X Kids
X Kids & Teens
X Teens
X Adults
Y Adults & Teens
X All

---{PC Requirements}---
X Check if you can run paint
X Potato
Y Decent
X Fast
X Rich boi
X Ask NASA if they have a spare computer.

---{Difficulity}---
X Just press 'W'
X Easy
X Significant brain usage
Y Easy to learn / hard to master
X Difficult
X Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
X Nothing to grind
X Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
Y Isn't necessary to progress
X Average grind level
X Too much grind
X You'll need a second life for grinding.

---{Story}---
X No Story
X Some lore
X Average
X Good
Y Lovely
X It'll replace your life.

---{Game Time}---
X Long enough for a cup of coffee
X Short
X Average
Y Long
X To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
X It's free!
Y Worth the price
X If you have some spare money left
X Not recommended
X, You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
X Never heard of
Y Minor bugs
X Can get annoying
X ARK: Survival Evolved
X The game itself is a giant terrarium for bugs

--{Graphics}---
X You forget what reality is
Y Beautiful
X Good
X Decent
X Bad
X Don't look too long at it
X MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
X Outstanding
Y Good
X It's just gameplay
X Mehh
X Watch paint dry instead
X Just don't

---{Audio}---
X Candy to the ears
Y Excellent
X Good
X Not too bad
X Bad
X I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
X Kids
X Kids & Teens
X Teens
X Adults
Y Adults & Teens
X All

---{PC Requirements}---
X Check if you can run paint
X Potato
Y Decent
X Fast
X Rich boi
X Ask NASA if they have a spare computer.

---{Difficulity}---
X Just press 'W'
X Easy
X Significant brain usage
Y Easy to learn / hard to master
X Difficult
X Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
X Nothing to grind
X Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
X Isn't necessary to progress
Y Average grind level
X Too much grind
X You'll need a second life for grinding.

---{Story}---
X No Story
Y Some lore
X Average
X Good
X Lovely
X It'll replace your life.

---{Game Time}---
X Long enough for a cup of coffee
X Short
X Average
X Long
Y To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
X It's free!
Y Worth the price
X If you have some spare money left
X Not recommended
X, You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
X Never heard of
Y Minor bugs
X Can get annoying
X ARK: Survival Evolved
X The game itself is a giant terrarium for bugs

Additionally have a cat
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　　　 　　| 　_　 _ l
　 　　 　／` ミ＿xノ
　　 　 /　　　 　 |
　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ
　 　 │　　|　|　|
　／￣|　　 |　|　|
　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)
　＼二つ

--{Graphics}---
X You forget what reality is
X Beautiful
Y Good
X Decent
X Bad
X Don't look too long at it
X MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
X Outstanding
Y Good
X It's just gameplay
X Mehh
X Watch paint dry instead
X Just don't

---{Audio}---
X Candy to the ears
Y Excellent
X Good
X Not too bad
X Bad
X I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
X Kids
X Kids & Teens
X Teens
X Adults
Y Adults & Teens
X All

---{PC Requirements}---
X Check if you can run paint
X Potato
Y Decent
X Fast
X Rich boi
X Ask NASA if they have a spare computer.

---{Difficulity}---
X Just press 'W'
X Easy
X Significant brain usage
Y Easy to learn / hard to master
X Difficult
X Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
X Nothing to grind
X Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
X Isn't necessary to progress
Y Average grind level
X Too much grind
X You'll need a second life for grinding.

---{Story}---
Y No Story (Historical/Non-Historical)
X Some lore
X Average
X Good
X Lovely
X It'll replace your life.

---{Game Time}---
X Long enough for a cup of coffee
X Short
X Average
X Long
Y To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
X It's free!
Y Worth the price
X If you have some spare money left
X Not recommended
X, You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
Y Never heard of
X Minor bugs
X Can get annoying
X ARK: Survival Evolved
X The game itself is a giant terrarium for bugs