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16 people found this review helpful
67.2 hrs on record
From: Starbreeze's Q3 interim report:
"The level of investment during PAYDAY 3's first year on the market, both through launched DLCs and "Operation Medic Bag", has been at an elevated level. Ahead of year two, we are confident in being able to continue delivering amounts of value to our players with a significantly lower level of investment."

It takes Starbreeze entire months to perform hotfixes, and they are putting less work into PAYDAY 3 for year two. Do not support this studio.
Posted 14 November, 2024.
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180.9 hrs on record (115.5 hrs at review time)
Changing my review back to positive, as Sony has folded to community response. Helldivers 2 is a great co-op game that, while rough around the edges, is an absolute blast and is full of genuine heart and soul.


Original review, for context.
Posting this review in solidarity with the 177 countries no longer able to purchase the game, due to Sony's greed and incompetence.
Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
51.0 hrs on record (51.0 hrs at review time)
I love this game, it's action packed, it's fun, and has the potential to be something amazing.

But it's so buggy and unfinished that it borders on being unplayable sometimes. It plays like an Early Access game.

Vaulting oftentimes doesn't work. It just won't function at all. This has gotten me killed an insane amount of times.

I've experienced invisible players, viewmodels, crashes and other issues.

Some of my friends on Discord's mics cut out for minutes at a time while playing this game.

Certain maps effectively devolve into "9+ people huddle in a tool shed together", and others have huge sightlines that peak into the enemy's SPAWN.

The last straw for me was when I was playing versus and a friend of mine (who JOINED THE MATCH as Commander, keep in mind) had NO access to air support. Everything had a big X on it. But the enemies? They were dropping Gas, Smokes, Drones, and Rocket Barrages A-Ok.

I love you, NWI, and I love this game, but please, for the love of God, fix this game. This isn't even going into account optimization which is still shaky at best.

I'm going back to the Source version.
Posted 9 March, 2019. Last edited 9 March, 2019.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
dude




























weed
Posted 30 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
no
Posted 25 February, 2018.
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12 people found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
I gotta say, I'm no fan of anime, but this is pretty stellar. The shooting, driving, and crafting are all very innovative and fit well within the gameplay. No mechanic feels out of place. Sakura Swim Club is possibly one of the finest FPS experiences you'll ever have. My favorite weapon is the BFG, personally, but Half-Life 2's weapon selection is still very top notch. The toughest part of the campaign I have to say though is definitely End of The Line, known more notoriously as the 'Train Mission'. You have to sneak through the ruins of Pripyat as the S.A.S. and kill this Russian guy. Though it does really pick up once you fight your first dragon. Although I'd say Starbound's biggest flaw is the lack of good music. The score in Quake II is honestly quite tiresome, and the game has a habit of repeating the same tracks over and over.

Overall, I'd give S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl a 7/10. It's a great game if you can get past the irritating soundtrack, and I can't wait for the sequel, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood.
Posted 18 July, 2017.
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2.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
this is a great game
Posted 9 October, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Sakura Clicker offers an expansive mutliplayer experience with great servers and low lag. You can choose from 12 different mutants, including Fish, Eyes, and Melting. Sakura Clicker not only is a great first-person shooter, but it's a helpful tool to help people in third world contries learn about computers. Like Norway. Now those Norwegians don't have to worry about the hassle of learning about Photoshop. Sakura Clicker stars an all star cast of Shrek, Sasha Grey, that one older son Will Smith has that no one talks about, and Caribou. Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball also has lots of creative ways to end your foes and move on to the next level. You can use various masks, such as Richard the rooster, Brandon the panther, and other various animal-themed masks. I give Counter-Strike: Global Offensive a 16/13. Although Half-Life does have some bugs, many of them are minor and do not hurt Minecraft's gameplay.
Posted 11 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Try to be passive
Get caught
Get mad
Go on shooting spree
Reload save

10/10
Posted 17 June, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Pavement Eating Simulator 2014
Posted 7 March, 2015.
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