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Recent reviews by Derpenstein

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.3 hrs on record
It's a really good idea but the controls are a little jank. Like some general inputs just don't work. Can't upgrade anything and some attack inputs just won't register.

Look forward to seeing more work on this though.
Posted 8 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
88.2 hrs on record (29.3 hrs at review time)
POWER WORD: SHOVE!
Posted 18 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
WELL I GUESS THIS IS BROKEN
Posted 8 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.0 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A man jumped out of a closet and proceeded to beat the hell out of me.

After I knocked him away from me I threw a glass bottle at his head as he ran away.

"Why would you do that" he asked.

Why would I do that? I ask.

Why?
Posted 28 May, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.0 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Literally a game QA simulator. All sorts of bugs running wild in this game.
Posted 21 May, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
32.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Doesn't require EA App or anything like that unlike Mass Effect.

Runs good. Plays good. Scares good.

Good game.
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
81.8 hrs on record
Origin is dead. The game doesn't unlock achievements anymore since the force use of EA App completely making the game unlaunchable with Origin which WAS the fix for the achievement issue that was happening for seemingly everyone else.

Shame. Shame. Shame.
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Imagine having beef with a goblin, They're just funny jokesters. Silly little guys. You're gonna have beef with a silly little guy? For shame
Posted 18 December, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
No Z words in this game. Just M words. Mutants.
Posted 14 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Still installed yet I cannot play it because reasons.
Posted 2 December, 2022.
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