Right, so there’s this bizarre garden where a load of odd little creatures bumble about doing absolutely nothing of importance. Main bloke is Igglepiggle, a big blue muppet who never speaks, carries a scruffy old blanket, and refuses to go to sleep despite the entire show being about bedtime. Then there’s Upsy Daisy, who’s always screaming, prancing about, and dragging her bed around like she’s got nowhere to kip.

Makka Pakka is this tiny beige gremlin who’s obsessed with washing everyone’s faces and collecting rocks, like some sort of garden goblin with OCD. The Tombliboos are these dumpy little weirdos who can’t keep their trousers on, just tottering about like toddlers who’ve been at the biscuits. Then you’ve got the Pontipines, this tiny family that just nods at things and somehow has about 50 kids.

Transport’s a shambles—there’s the Ninky Nonk, which is some kind of mental train that speeds through the garden at breakneck speed, and the Pinky Ponk, a floating blimp that makes constant fart noises. Whole thing is narrated by a calm, posh bloke like it’s meant to be relaxing, but honestly, it’s just pure fever dream nonsense.