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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Gonna take a long time for them to get this at a playable state.. Game not worth even looking at for awhile.
Posted 19 October, 2023.
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219.1 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Excited to finally play the game after purchasing. Waited for the game to quickly download.

Installed the game, Waited 10 minutes in line to finally join my first game. Joined the germans because why not. Able squad was calling my name, bravely dedicated my life to being a rifleman for the german army. Our officer yelled at us to get our asses to garrison 1. 40 seconds of waiting to spawn i fixed my helmet upon getting on the battlefield only to hear the whistling of death above me. Instantly mauled by artillery.

Officer yelled out to retreat to the new outpost as garrison 1 was under fire, waited another 20 seconds to spawn on able squads outpost. Only to be spawned into hell. Officer demanded we push north as I ran with my rifle through the open grass fields and bullets flying around me. 3 minutes in, I found my head catching a bullet from a enemy sniper.

First game 0-22 and obliterated by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ americans. This game is a dying simulator and I would actually buy it 3 more times.

Game releases of 2021 I've recently purchased:

Back 4 Blood - 1/10 (game is ass)
New World - 4/10 (glitches are ass)
Diablo 2 Resurrected - 0/10 (servers are ass)
Hell Let Loose - 10/10

Too explain this game in short - Hell Let Loose is what everyone wishes battlefield would be but never lives up too.

10/10 Hell Let Loose - Buy it with no regrets
Posted 2 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
142.7 hrs on record (101.3 hrs at review time)
Rock and stone brother.
Posted 27 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
104.4 hrs on record (80.1 hrs at review time)
Started matchmaking,

Spawn with a hammer with a ball in the middle of the map. 1 player leaves instantly, Run towards ball. Get team killed from a guy swinging his hammer through the air, see a monster yelling blarg wiping its nuts on my dead incapacitated body as kids yell in happiness "Yay!" for my death. Darkness fades to my camera while being penetrated by this monsters nuts forcing it under the map.

Would Blarg again. 9/11
Posted 8 March, 2020.
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64.5 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Seen this game, Join first game.
Be me 420 Expert in Secret hitler. First class im a drunk, get to ♥♥♥♥ with people everynight. Piss off the wrong people, 4D chess everyone. Make all the god tier calls. Win the game with plenty of nerds to spare. GG EZ

If you like secret hitler, get it. Like pissing off your friends? Get it, Like pissing anyone off? Get it. You like dank memes? Get it. Must be expert at 2+2=4 quik maths
Posted 18 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
19.1 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
5 FPS. GG Uninstalled
Posted 19 October, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
57 people found this review funny
3,231.6 hrs on record (508.9 hrs at review time)
Game is too fun, i do not recommend it. It will take over your life, hide your wife and kids.
Posted 29 February, 2016.
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