Recent reviews by MahoWu

How am I supposed to not blink when I'm crying my eyes out

The Absolute told me this game was good and the Absolute is never wrong.

Played as a mongol
-Ravenged the lands as a mongol
-Had an army of 100 mongols
-joined the mongol king
-went into the filty swadian plebs
-proceded to get reked by knights
-decide to go to peace and attack filthy sand lickers
-loose again
-leave the vassals
-proceed to take over the original mongol empire with almost all of the lords supporting me
-capture the final city
- few more hours
-Take over the rhodocks and swadians with the mongol horde
-Sand plebs incite war onto my kingdom
-loose instantly
-filthy Rhodocks attack
-loose 2 or 3 castles in the war and end up winning the war with almost all the map
-Nords crush the mongol hordes
-Loose all ym castles north of the original mongolian castles
-Holds previous Sarrinid castle with my life until 2k vs 5k siege
-Decides to cheat to max out my army with 5000 with mods
-Attack their army wit the 2000 men i still have telling them "Remember the Mongolian times! For Riches For VICTORY!!!!!!!!"
-Loose my battle against the nords
-Captured
-No longer have any lands Nords rain supreme
-Cry for an hour
-Go back and recruit more mongols
-Has a large enough force to take back the lands of the previous mongolian empire
-Take back the captial and proceding castles
-Looses it again to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nords
-Cries again
-And again
-and again
-and again
-and again
-and again
-and again
-Until i finally take over the nords by running circles around them until my archers turned them into proqupines
-Began to sit as king of Calradia as it's soul ruler and raider
-Downloaded A Clash of Kings (My favorite mods)
-The whole cycle begins again
43/4 Would become a Mongol who hates the Nords as much as the Chinese again

This is in Clear Detail into what happened recently
-Join a Serious RP server
-Was captured by a band of woodelves
-Aided the Woodelves to stage a coup against the king and overthrow him
-Our Woodelf leader made 20% taxes
-woodelves 2nd in command stage a coup against their king
- the cycle begins to go back and fourth until i led them into a coup
-captured by a fat woodelf
-went bungee jumping off the bridge
-fall to my death
-Began the new cycle leading the woodelves to a everlasting peace with the other idiots of the server
10/3 Would join a band of woodelves, stage a coup and do it over and over again, again

This game has more additions than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DayZ standalone.........