pahez is the best. yall just mad suqqers

Trash cans are upset, the most common reaction from randoms.

-REP troll

cry like a girl

old man

26 years ago i had an affair with a lady. she was nice but a bit ugly. i drank too much 1 night and ended up sleeping in her apartment. next day she said it was good ♥♥♥. I didnt tell her that i was extremely drunk so I rather slept in the living room while she was ♥♥♥♥♥ with someone else. Later it realized that it was her own dog. 9 months later this poor guy was born.