Scratch and Sniff
New Jersey, United States
 
 
Hi im Kimmel i live in the sewers you can reach me at (973) 420-6969 or at [email protected]. I like to think that I'm a man of action, and that's why I was captain of the varsity football team my freshman year at my High School. My massive towering stature intimidates people but then I explain that all I want is kisses and cuddles and to be little spoon and people are no longer intimidated. I enjoy playing and splashing around in the sewer, and it is where I spend all of my free time. I will call the cops on you since I know the mayor and I protect his crown so they will listen to me.

Love,
Kimmel XOXO
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Comments
Shoresy 27 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm 
This piece of monkey ♥♥♥♥ smells like pennys and 2 day old tuna salad. His entire life goal is to "save the fishes" while he goes out and pollutes the ocean with his microwaveable mash potato wrappers. SWAT this man asap:Uranium:
Officer Gregory Drucks 26 Feb, 2016 @ 5:25pm 
what are you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay?
Glizzy God Joe 3 Feb, 2016 @ 5:23pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a team killer, he is no better than the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with its pants below its knees. He is what Ted Cruz would like to rid beautiful America of but this type of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is persistent and won't stop until it is standing atop the mountain of ashes that once was society. Pour some salt on this type of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and listen to it yell in pain, watch as the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ attempts at suicide and fails harder than even the ♥♥♥♥♥.
SpongeBoobies 1 May, 2015 @ 6:59pm 
20/10 is such a scrub~IGN