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Chris Hansen : (Talking head) "We know, that before Cody Green even gets there, that he could be trouble. He's got uuuhh history with police, on uh probation for drunk driving, he tells me in our discussion that he got in trouble again for leaving the scene of an accident. And here he is, about to get in trouble yet ANOTHER time."

(Perfect_buddy_ga parks in the drive way, than gets out of his car)

Chris Hansen : (Talking head) "Cody Green shows up in his fairly new, expensive, Cadillac SUV."

(The decoy holds open the door as she's holding a laundry bin. Perfect_buddy_ga walks his way into the sting house)

perfect_buddy_ga : "Maddy!?"

The Decoy : "Hey I'm up here! Yeah I just gotta drop these in the washer, but I made some sweat tea so come on in!"

(The Decoy rushes away from the front door and into a back room, as perfect_buddy_ga enters the sting house)

Chris Hansen : (Talking head) "He comes in and he's got his cap ONNNN, and he's ready to meet his dream date!"

The Decoy : "Yeah I made some tea 'n it's on the table. Did you bring me my chocolate??"

(Perfect_buddy_ga, not saying anything rushes into the same back room, but sees the camera crew instead)

Chris Hansen : "HEY!!"

perfect_buddy_ga : *Disapointed* "S'up man..."

Chris Hansen : "Why don't chu step riiight over there please. Have a set right in that chair... Please sit down"

perfect_buddy_ga : "I-I made an agreement with her, sir. I swear to you."

Chris Hansen : "I need you to sit down, and you can tell me all about it, I promise."

(Perfect_buddy_ga finally sits down)

perfect_buddy_ga : "Please sir, I really drove this far for no reason...?"

Chris Hansen : "You drove this far for no reason??"

perfect_buddy_ga : "I swear to you sir, and I swear to you I asked her this."

Chris Hansen : "You asked who?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "I asked Maddy"

Chris Hansen : "T-Take your time, i'mma you explain the whole thing!"

perfect_buddy_ga : "I said 'If this is really not what you're looking for, I really want you to tell me that. Because I will come over and I will, I swear I will just be with you and I will not touch you anything like that.' is what i said. And I can prove it to you."

Chris Hansen : "You'll show me how...?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "Please, really I swear sir. I'm a desperate person, I need a girl in my life, and umm, if she really wanted to be my friend that would be all I needed from her. I've never hurt anyone I never done anything, I would not've hurt her."

Chris Hansen : "Now what did you bring with you here??"

perfect_buddy_ga| : "Chocolate...? Like she asked me."

Chris Hansen : "White chocolate?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "Uhhh yes sir! That's what I told her I was bringing."

|Chris Hansen| : "What about condoms...?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "Yes sir I have 'em also, but that was not my intention, sir. I swear to you sir."

Chris Hansen : "W-W-What where ya gonna use the condoms for?!"

perfect_buddy_ga : "She told me to bring 'em, also."

Chris Hansen : "So you did everything, just 'cuz she told you to?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "Yes sir I SWEAR TO YOU that's the reason for it!!"

Chris Hansen : "Than why did you send her pictures, like this?"

(Hansen pulls out perfect_buddy_ga's ♥♥♥♥ pics. Perfect_buddy_ga is shocked for a moment, but quickly regains his composure)

perfect_buddy_ga : "...'Cuz she asked me to."

Chris Hansen : "She asked you to send pictures-"

perfect_buddy_ga : *Cuts off Hansen* "She didn't ask me to send nude pictures I know."

Chris Hansen : "Riiight... So there's a big difference between sending a photograph of yourself and sending, pictures of your genitals."

Chris Hansen : (Talking head) "It's not like the, decoys are asking to be sent these pictures. I mean... these guys, offered right up!!!"

Chris Hansen : *Reading from his chatlog* "You say you are ready of have my 'THAAANG'... in your mouth...?"

perfect_buddy_ga : *Softly* "yes sir..."

Chris Hansen : "What did ya mean by that...?"

perfect_buddy_ga : *Confused* "Uuhhm... Are you ready to have my ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth...??"

(Hansen glares and shrugs at him)

perfect_buddy_ga : "Pretty much what I meant...? Because she was, she was going for it. Like..."

Chris Hansen : "Oh so she 'wanted' it?!"

perfect_buddy_ga : "That's what it seemed like to me!"

Chris Hansen : *Reading from his chatlog* "She says 'You don't mind I'm a virgin?' You say 'If you don't mind me taking it I would actually love it & have never been with a virgin.' Hmm?!"

perfect_buddy_ga : "I know it's not respectful but I was just asking her if she wanted to do that or not. Ya know it's not like I was just looking for girls this young and, I was looking to get in trouble and anything like this. 'Cuz I was telling her this, like 'This is illegal' on phone conversations, on... online stuff like that. And I was like 'You swear to me you're not gonna get me in trouble, and I'll swear never to disrespect you, what I was pretty much meaning."

Chris Hansen : "So you're the victim here..."

perfect_buddy_ga : "No sir I'm not the victim. I came... for yes for reasons like that but, If she really didn't want it sir I swear to you I would've never tried it..."

Chris Hansen : "But if she was open to the ideaaa..."

perfect_buddy_ga : "Yes...!"

Chris Hansen : "You would've had sex with a 13 year old girl...?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "Probably yeah."

Chris Hansen : "Why, 'cuz it's so 'alluring' to have sex with a 13 year old girl!?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "I-It-It's just something that you... you'd probably never have again. Probably, that would be... the Cleanest Best Pleasure ... I would say..."

Chris Hansen : "The cleanest best pleasure!? Is to have sex with a 13 year old girl?!?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "...Yes sir... ...so are you her father or something?"

Chris Hansen : "Y-You can't meet girls who are also 20 years old?!"

perfect_buddy_ga : "No sir I really can't."

Chris Hansen : "You got that truck out there, you got the clothes thing going on?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "That, that's material, sir. Girls... girls look deeper for what they want in guys, ya know."

(Perfect_buddy_ga gets up and beings to leave. The camera crew reveals itself and surrounds him, as he seems to throw gang signs to the camera in front of him)

Chris Hansen : "WELL, there's something you gotta know... is that I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, have you seen one of our computer predator shows before?"

perfect_buddy_ga : "No sir"

Chris Hansen : "This is one of them, we're doing stories on adults who try to me teens on the internet, for sex. If there's anything you wanna tell us, you're free to do so but you're also free to walk out that door..."

perfect_buddy_ga : *Under his breath* "Thanks for making me waste my gas...
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