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Recent reviews by WellBeSerious12

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1 person found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
I AM VENGEANCE. I AM NIGHT. I AM BATMAN!
Posted 22 July, 2023.
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15.1 hrs on record
Calculator simulator. Sounds fun?
Posted 21 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
Controls are donkey. They should pay you to play this.
Posted 12 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Doesn't even start (starts > Verifying Resources... Network error, retrying in [X] time).
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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12 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Mission 2 makes me want to murder people. 20 minutes is all it takes (which one?).
Posted 11 May, 2020.
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1.2 hrs on record
The game no longer works. Why does the page persist?
Posted 14 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
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2.6 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
GARBAGE!!! Besides being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ implementation of a Crysis mobile-type game with some of the worst dialogue and stories possible in a game, it could've at least been playable. No manual saving/loading state, no decent graphics/objects (everything looks like bought assets) with no real effort beyond the basics of a "game". There is a level that is impossible to beat (the one where you are surrounded by many men shooting their ammo at you in a circle, but the guy (Asscan or Trashcan, forgot their name) decides to stay in the middle surrounded, barely fighting them off; instead of helping you clear the opposite side of it in a circle sweep that only makes sense. This feels like a mobile game that was converted into a PC one. 0/10
Posted 2 March, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
PURE ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTROLS DON'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S NOT EVEN A MAIN MENU, BUT ACCESS TO IT ONLY FROM PRESSING ESCAPE. I WOULD'VE EXPECTED A WORKING GAME TO BE SOLD, BUT IT'S ♥♥♥♥ INSTEAD.

During the beginning. You start, move around your head/camera, but can never reach the water/pills, and you die. 'Rewinding' does nothing.
Posted 28 February, 2019. Last edited 7 March, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Horrible garbage! The beginning (unannounced tutorial) disables all but a few keyboard keys. YOU CAN'T PRESS ESCAPE EVEN - to change settings or anything else! In the beginning you are stuck in an endless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loop where you keep dying by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who shoots you. And if you get lucky enough to get a gun, you have to magically shoot through the train in your way of their location, or die again.

Who're the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who made this?
Posted 25 January, 2019.
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0.2 hrs on record
IGNORE! BATTLEYE REQUIRED!
Posted 23 January, 2019.
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