Fried Rice at Eddies

The riveting rescue of Rockstar Freddy, of course it's worth 10/10! Rockstar Freddy is a teddy, it belongs to a kindergartener in Florida, but for some reason a 1st grader threw it onto the roof of the school, and the teddy bear's owner was crushed. That's when the Cape Coral Fire Department got involved -- they were probably relieved Rockstar Freddy wasn't a cat -- and they pulled out all the stops, to pull the teddy off the roof. So they didn't need to raise the roof to save the stranded teddy. You betty that they're ready when there's a bearny for freddy. They held steady and they didn't blush, even if the thing was plush, bet you that it's still a rush, saving something stuffed, call it fluff, call it guff, but don't ever say they bluffed, because Freddy's now in safety for his owner that's enough. Pun raps are unbearable y'all. I'm Carl Azuz and today's show goes out to Palestine Wheatly High School, it's in Palestine, Arkansas, let's go Patriots!

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