In the futures, people were run out of Internet, so they had to make ration of internet!
But on day, all the nerds went to the internet maschine, to make a stealing from the internet so they could make a play World of Warcraft all the time!
The police heard of their crimes with their megaphone.
The nerds went back to their computers and made a playing on warcrafts.
They wore many goggles and made that Star Trek sign with their hands at each other.
Suddenly, the police burst into the rom.
“YOU SHALL NOT MAKE A STEALING FROM THE INTERNET!” yell police, and they make a shooting at the nerds.
“You shall no shoot us!” they make a shouting, and they hide behind the internet.
The police bullets shot the internet!
“BUT THIS WAS THE LAST INTERNETS WE HAD!!!!!!!!!!” scream police, and the internet exploded and no more internets.

What

One of them looked at me and said "Can you please sit somewhere else?" At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the impoter is sus". I then tried to make a face that resembled the "Flushed" emoji (as part of the meme). However, I don't think any of them understood the reference. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. I went back to sit with my friends from band. However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade.

So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids. I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent. I yelled "Black is sus! He's on top of a vent!!" Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn't get the reference). I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn't know how fun of a game it was). I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the "emergency meeting" feature in Among Us), and I screamed "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!" Again, none of them laughed.

+rep 1 he swindled me out of my ramen. beware of the ramen thief..

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