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ㅤ* I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence. "Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses." "Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts." "Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
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