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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:12am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 11:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:38am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:56am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 2:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 4:42am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:09am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 7:09pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:38am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:45am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 4:14am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:40am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 6:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:36pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:31am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:15am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 6:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:48am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 11:16pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 5:13am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 4:50am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:10am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 2:15am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:17am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:17am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:17am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:30am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 5:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:27am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:49pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:06pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 1:29am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 11:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:05am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 10:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 10:15pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:28am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 7:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:32pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:34am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 7:18am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 7:55am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:43am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:10am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:30am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 2:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:49pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:20am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:20am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 7:54am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:45am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 8:22am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 3:06am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 11:16pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 1:01am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 1:02am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 1:02am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 7:07am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:49pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:14am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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