WTS Staff of Jordan

Happy new Year my MF <3

I like you, Not-A-Cockroach

You glance at your computer screen, and there it is—my avatar, twisted and malevolent, staring back at you with hollow, hungry eyes. Its mouth stretches into an unnatural grin, lips parting to reveal rows of sharp, glistening teeth. Suddenly, it lunges forward, smashing through the screen, shards of glass flying as its clawed hand wraps around your throat. You try to scream, but no sound escapes as it drags you into the digital abyss, its teeth sinking into your flesh. The last thing you see is its eyes, burning with an insatiable hunger, as darkness consumes you.

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I've quit Steam, my Netflix subscription and my real life, in order to pursue a greater purpose. To become the best trainer there ever was.