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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:32am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:09am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:04am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:01pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:59pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:55pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:25pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:04am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:01pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:15am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:53am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:38pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:00pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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