Recent reviews by 裏Sparkster

God Be With You

Best game of the year so far for 2018. Imagine if Todd's game wasn't garbage.

https://culture.vg/reviews/in-depth/kingdom-come-deliverance-2018-pc.html

I thought adding guns to a Bethesda game might have fixed all of their usual problems.

I was wrong.

Digging simulator.

The great atmosphere and setting of the game are wasted due to the same archaic FPS problems that you can trace back to System Shock 2. Even the plasmid system reeks of SS2's psychic powers, but at least there's a few staple all-encompassing plasmids.

3/5

"Taking FPSes away from corridors, one amazing interactive landscape at a time. Welcome to the Far Cry series. 5/5" - http://steamoss.com/steamstore/curator/6528969/

Decent co-op shooter, would be jank in single player.

3/5

lol

Grab the unofficial patch.

The closest contender to Deus Ex.

5/5

No reasonable human can be assed to grind out the game long enough to play on the hardest difficulty.

Edit the leveling system and I'll be game.

Another platformer with random level generation but the gimmick is that this one's stat heavy! Imagine a more repetitive contemporary Castlevania game with less finesse.

Maybe the worst part is that you can literally end up playing as a gay/autistic/farting ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'd like to think that the creators wanted everyone to be forced to play as their equals, lol.