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24 of 44 (55%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 9:08am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 9:51am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 9:53am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:50pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:16am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:50pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:44pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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