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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 12:03pm

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 12:09pm

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 12:12pm

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 11:35am

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 12:24pm

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 12:40pm

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 2:22pm

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 2:45pm

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2017 @ 11:18am

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 1:10pm

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 1:24pm

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 12:49pm

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2017 @ 11:18am

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 5:14pm

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 12:01pm

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2018 @ 12:10pm

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 11:18am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 12:28pm

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 12:12pm

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 12:01pm

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 11:08am

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 12:23pm

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 5:14pm

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 2:32pm

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2021 @ 11:23am

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 12:04pm