Recent reviews by Ub3rN1nja

You know, I used to think Rome: Total War was the only game that could make me weirdly obsessed with efficient road systems...

But then I played Cities: Skylines.

10/10, would destroy most of my city upgrading to wider roads again.

Went on a solo rampage and almost killed 2 fully geared up squads (with vehicles) using nothing but a katana and only died because the last guy had a M2 Browning (yes really)...

Can't do that in PUBG.

11/10, would purge xenos filth again.

This is what Eternal Crusade tried to match and failed.

The co-op horde mode is actually pretty good, too. Don't overlook it, it's not as dead as the pvp is.

"This is a colossal goat ♥♥♥♥!"
-Random SWAT team member

Try to have a quiet night in with female friend from highschool


Get accused of premeditated raep


Try to explain that it wasn't like that


Get full Ice Queen treatment for the next 2 years


Try to salvage friendship


Nothing works


Try to be cool with her getting back with her ex


Still doesn't work


End up alone with no friends


11/10 Accurate depiction of my life

brb, having PTSD