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melo. 16 Apr, 2019 @ 6:11am 
thinks he is sly and i cant see recent names :)
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☻klipkop☻ 6 Aug, 2018 @ 4:30am 
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☻klipkop☻ 4 Aug, 2018 @ 6:09pm 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills:csgostar:
tAsty 26 Jul, 2018 @ 10:30am 
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tAsty 25 Jul, 2018 @ 3:48am 
Heard this was the alt account for Kenny G. Im a huge fan man! I really love your work and you are my idol. I can't even begin to imagine how awesome it would be to be in your shoes. You have the best Saxophone skill in the world and all i want is for you to show me your skills and sign my willy xxx
CrankeePants 25 Jul, 2018 @ 3:44am 
Heard this was the alt account for KennyS. Im a huge fan man! I really love your work and you are my idol. I can't even begin to imagine how awesome it would be to be in your shoes. You have the best AWP shot in the world and all i want is for you to show me your skills and sign my tits xxx:2016villain::2017tp:
tAsty 25 Jul, 2018 @ 3:35am 
Quick Q - Why you alright in 1v1 but in game you ♥♥♥♥?
23 Jul, 2018 @ 3:48am 
Have a great week ahead ! :rem_5:
CrankeePants 14 Jun, 2018 @ 5:57am 
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
CrankeePants 14 May, 2018 @ 10:41pm 
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got PAIN
In my BRAIN
I think it's MIGRAINE

Damn, that was a nice RHYME
But i got no TIME
I'm eatin a LIME

I'm driving on the wrong side of the LANE
to meet BANE
I got ass, in my VEIN

I don't know wut to SAY
Michael BAY
is GAY
like my BAE

i got zero FAME
my ♥♥♥♥, is LAME
cuz on the toilet, i can't AIM
CrankeePants 2 Feb, 2018 @ 8:21am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
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CrankeePants 17 Jan, 2018 @ 12:26pm 
It was just a normal wednesday afternoon when it happened,i quit my job I came home and told my wife I`m leaving her.It was on this day that i decided to dedicate my life to sucking my own ♥♥♥♥,I remember even when i was a young boy and i saw my dog licking his ♥♥♥♥ I would get angry but mainly because i was jealous you know?
CrankeePants 3 Dec, 2017 @ 10:28am 
Met this guy on the beach and he asked me to stroke his parrot,it puked.....also it wasn`t a parrot.
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CrankeePants 28 Nov, 2017 @ 11:29pm 
hello, would you spare a moment to talk about our lord and saviour donger
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CrankeePants 21 Sep, 2017 @ 12:57pm 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.
CrankeePants 21 Apr, 2017 @ 1:24am 
dis ♥♥♥ nog think he can ♥♥♥♥ up my crew i told yall ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hes outside his mind i told this ♥♥♥♥♥ to round up his ♥♥♥♥ and il round up my ♥♥♥♥ and well have a gang war. dis ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ aint even responded for 4 days. im boutta kick this ♥♥♥♥♥ door down and handle this myself. i mean this the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ that when you ask what his favorite animal is he say sperm whale. ima ♥♥♥♥ this dude up i swear man. ♥♥♥♥♥ think he bad but he aint ♥♥♥♥ once i round up my ♥♥♥♥ tyrone tyrone tyone tyrone and tyrone we gon whip his ass back into da stone age man dis dude told me he would spank me i said dude i dont play that gay ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ off wit dat ♥♥♥♥ this dude belong in a mental hospital so ima put his ass in a hospital you just wait n see ♥♥♥♥♥ you act hard but you aint btw my ♥♥♥♥ just hit me up widda text said they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all yo hoes so you just let me know when yo ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ready to quit hidin and il hit up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and well settle this ♥♥♥♥. later corn on the cob eyebrows lookin ass ♥♥♥♥♥
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