Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.

Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.

Society needs to allow people to scratch their ass in public. Theres not a single soul in the world who doesnt hate having an itchy anus and not being able to do much about it.

♥♥♥♥ you. I WILL scratch my anus in public.

The phrase “it’s just a key” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, not getting a key, not getting early access. When you stop getting angry after not getting a Valorant key, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to spam, and always room for begging, never settle.

フレンド申請ありがとう！
そして、ギフトありがとう！
Thank you! ash！