I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b i t c h-ass m o t h e r f u c k e r, he pissed on my f u c k i n g wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-f u c k i n' quilly d i c k out and he pissed on my f u c k i n g wife, and he said his d i c k was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small d i c k. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f u c k e d my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f u c k the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the f u c k i n g Earth, now get outta my f u c k i n g sight, before I piss on you too!