Recent reviews by Jeff

literally the best $1.45 i will ever spend in my life, flawless game

the developers are more worried about thier money then my nerdy ass who sits on it all day
10/10 would find 2 hackers in every game again

mum walked in and screamed

downloaded this because i couldn't afford csgo,
i know i only have like 20 minutes on the game, but that is long enough to know how ♥♥♥♥ and poorly made this game is,
i would rather sit through mattyb's videos while eating glass, then play this game again
10/10 parents didnt love me again
gg wp valve

In this guide I will teach you how to play with russians , so here we go!!!
1) If your teammate did something wrong say - Cy-ka Blyat
2) If your teammate did something good say - Cy-ka Blyat
3) If you won clutch round - Cy-ka Blyat
4) Lets rush b - Cy-ka Blyat (same for A/mid)
5) If something went wrong - Cy-ka Blyat
6) Give drop (politely) - Cy-ka Blyat
7) Give drop (rude) - Cy-ka Blyat
8) I'm going to save - Cy-ka Blyat
9) If someone in other team plays good - Cy-ka Blyat
10) Go eco guys, lets win next round with gun - Cy-ka Blyat
11) When you win - Cy-ka Blyat
12) I'm from Russian - Cy-ka Blyat
13) American - Cy-ka Blyat
14) If you want to kick someone - Cy-ka Blyat
15) If teammates are thinking that you are bad -Cy-ka Blyat
16) Polish - Cy-ka Blyat
You can add "Bbl mama" to every phrase.
Now you can play with russians and understand them

worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

'NO MUM I'M NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT, ♥♥♥♥ OFF'