I go through my day pretty normal,
like I'm a normal guy,
I'm a swell guy,
I'm a nice enough guy,
I'm a cool kinda guy. Heh. I'm a pretty groovy guy…

But then I get a little SUGAR in me, and I start to go CUCKOO! Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two 'em–two of Fiber One® Brownies, only 90 calories each but they do the job! Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up! A little CUCKOO, a little WACKY! Start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little–you know–LOOPY!! Ooh-ooh! Hey! Somebody t–somebody put this kid in a padded cell, get 'im a straitjacket, he's goin' a lil… wacky… Goin' a lil KOOKY… He's off the walls! Bananas! Loco!

You want me to stop. Isn't that wonderful. Well lemme just do whatever you say, because it's your little fairy tale