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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII♥♥♥♥♥PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥ING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL♥♥♥♥♥♥THEIR PANTS AND♥♥♥♥♥♥BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING LORD OF THE MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥INESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.
And thus created the Kawaii Commi
Fresh from the hands of the tendie vendors
Chunks of chicken I will toss
Into spicy mustard sauce
Mommy, I am hungry - famished
Those nuggies on my plate have vanished
I suggest you get me more
Now, not later, ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥!
I scream and shout and wet my diapies
My bum needs soothing wipey wipeys.
Do you want me to get a rash?
Only you would be so brash
This is why my daddy's gone
I'm ashamed to call you mom.
Mommy cries, and fills my plate
Tries to douse my flaming hate
Tendies are the only thing
That seem to ease the gripping pain
The pain within my hungry tummy
Feed your baby, feed me mummy!
Those sweet tendies in my tum
Mask my stinging rashy bum
Mommy sits and has a drink
The only time that she can think
Mommy knows what she must do
While her baby has no clue
Pulls the trigger, flash of light
Now it's over, all is right
Silence graces mommy's ears
Smiles through the streaming tears
J̵̨̜̳̦̠̏͋͒̾͐͌̌͑̑̔͘͝͠͝u̶̫̤̅͒s̶̛̯̊̆͛͂͆̕̕t̴̨̟͙͈̥̤̺̜͑́̑̀̑̑̚͠ ̵̡̧̭͇̹͍͇͎͇̊̈́̔̐M̴͎̼̼̗͇̗̱̜̟̠͕̍̑̄̔o̴̢̧̢̻̳͔͖̜̬̱͖͉͑̊̏́̆̎͗̽͊̀̆̑̔n̴̤̭̤̝̱͐͌̊͂̀i̴̺̭̒́̒͌k̴̡̢̩͔̬̝͔̣̝͈̼̲̑̒̀͐̈́ą̵̈́̓́̿
1. Can't trade for ♥♥♥♥
2. Attempted to rape me
3. Tried to sell me to Syrian rebels for 4.66 ref.
4. Stalks my sisters, girlfriend and mother on Facebook.
5. Confused me for a pizza delivery man
6. 1 Egg
7. 1 1/2 Cups of flour
8. 3.4 Cup of Sugar
9. 1/2 Teaspoon of Salt
10. 2 teaspoons baking powder
11. 1/3 cup of vegatable oil
12. 1/3 cup of milk
13. 1 Cup of Blueberries
14. 1 1/2 teaspoons of cinnamon
15. 1/4 cube of butter
I forgot my complaint so I posted a recipe for blueberry muffins.