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Recent reviews by Admiral von Snajder

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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This ♥♥♥♥ is ass.
Posted 25 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
The DLC is great.

The only issues I've had in any way have been regarding performance. It is fair and understandable that performance is lacking, and it will likely be fixed in the next patch. It does not deserve a negative review over this. Reviews should be discussing the content, not how your PC runs said content.

As for said content, I am about 8 hours in, and have no issue with the new systems put in place so far. Stop crying about the difficulty; the DLC was meant to be difficult from the start, and we were told beforehand.
Posted 24 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Got insta-tapped in Sawmill, ran all the way back (didn't have the LZs discovered yet) and cleared the area. Stacked on loot, found both Echo 1 and 2, only to crash while flying back and lose every single item to the void. This entire process took over 2 hours, and would've voided any refund of the game if it hadn't already been voided by spending 2 hours trying to optimize the settings for it to run at all.

Issues I've noticed:
- Stiff animations, especially running.
- Worthless visibility, dark areas are complete cancer to navigate.
- Practically forced to use FSR/DLSS, which makes afterimages and noise completely unbearable.
- Interaction menu refuses to show up at times, or is massively delayed.
- Things are poorly explained in general, like being able to discover LZ's by being in their vicinity.
- Practically no feedback for when you've been shot, or when you've hit someone.
- Mechanics like blood are left completely unexplained to new players.
- Healing a fallen friend is practically impossible.
- Crashing seems to just delete you from existence, not even leaving a corpse to loot.

Early Access is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke, this is still an alpha; hire playtesters like a normal company instead of subjecting your players to early ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This practice is pathetic, and should be illegal. It was obviously rushed out at Tarkov's lowest point on purpose.
Posted 1 May, 2024. Last edited 6 August, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.7 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
I told her I loved her, and she told me that she loved me back.

10/10
Posted 1 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
241.5 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
Extremely nostalgic. Haven't had this much fun playing Halo in a while.
:)
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
288.5 hrs on record (166.4 hrs at review time)
it would be a lot of fun if the community wasn't so cancerous.
Posted 23 April, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2,186.2 hrs on record (707.4 hrs at review time)
Tried it a little; not really my thing.
Posted 26 October, 2017. Last edited 18 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,941.9 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
cs:go makes me want to jump in a lake, drown, be reincarnated into a carrot and still play the game
Posted 24 February, 2017.
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