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379.4 hrs on record (370.8 hrs at review time)
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Dont download this game its literally anti consumerism AAA style. Campaign is very meh story wise halo 4 was better(not a compliment). Everything from Halo 5 and previous titles stories are basically forgotten, 5% of the halo sandbox in the game where as halo 5 has the largest sandbox to halo date which released in 2016. 343 is a joke and halo is dead because of the ego and immaturity of the halo community. Thats right all you "Halo" fans are just as responsible for this games failure just like 343 industries. I officially done with halo and wont be picking up any of the future games, Better to have more good memories then bad even if they're long past. Thank you 343 and the halo community for ruining my favorite game franchise. This is Spartan 337 Signing off for the last time Goodbye.

Spartan 337 Status: MIA

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Posted 20 April, 2024. Last edited 20 April, 2024.
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665.2 hrs on record (464.2 hrs at review time)
these devs are the worst i have ever seen. this game is in a constant balance mess because they keep adding more ♥♥♥♥ vehicles that dont feel feature complete. lets put it this way The Day Before releases in a few days from now, and i have 1000% more reason to care for that game instead. nothing feels good anymore in this game not a single BR feels balanced or fun. its just so sad to see this game only get worse and worse as the years go by. SAMS ARE OP AS ♥♥♥♥ YOU CANT PLAY CHOPPER ANY MORE BECAUSE RADAR MISSLES DONT CARE IF YOUR LITTERALLY 2 M FROM GROUND GAIJIN FIX YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME
Posted 5 December, 2023. Last edited 12 March, 2024.
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569.7 hrs on record (156.1 hrs at review time)
Obviously this is a good game not the first to say it. I logged in today and some how for the first time i saw my hours played 156 hours. I read that and laughed out load in disbelief i honestly thought i had 80 to 90 hours or so because i havent even finished that game yet im only in act 2 in my most played save. For the first time in my life i have been truly drawn in and became my character to a degree of course not coo coo for coco puffs just yet. jokes aside i was truly immersed in this ..GAME.. WORLD... No.. this Game Universe! This game is a true Love letter to all gamers and so much more. I urge any gamer age appropriate of course to play this game it is the best in so many ways and lacking so little. Thank you to all Larian Studios staff and all responsible for this game. God bless and may his blessing rest upon you all.
Posted 10 October, 2023. Last edited 10 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
345.4 hrs on record (101.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
game is fun, until you meet any other player in the game because everyone who plays this game goes around ruining other peoples gaming nights. this game is fun if you like ♥♥♥♥ people/community. Lets say you are a cera full grown and have 3 people(ceras) with you. u find and attack a lone stego just trying to survive and while attacking stego a teno pack comes and kills all of you because the stego u attacked was in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ discord call with the tenos i can not stress enough that people mix packing like this shouldnt play the game, but everyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does it so im no longer playing the game as the community has ruined the immersion and fun. so thx all you idiots out there for making a wonderful game bad by your very presence.
Posted 22 September, 2023. Last edited 8 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
62.3 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
ok where to start, game first of all took an eternity to release with the same performance issues preset in the last year or more of test passes. The Game has a lot to offer but it is just bad game play wise, controls are not responsive and combined with the performance end of things this doesn't play nor feel good at all. A Great idea of a game and very very poor execution. i love the gundam franchise but if a $3000 computer cant run it at 60 fps for even a match there is a serious problem here. The devs are just trying to sell you in game transactions. They do nothing to fix this game, but if they spent just 40% of there dev time on the game play responsiveness and fps issues instead of refreshing the in game transaction store i think we would be having a different conversation. and before you ask yes i had matchmaking issues 60% of the time playing, but they wont fix a single thing unless its the store having an issue. so yeah nuff said *Proceeds to uninstall game*
Posted 27 June, 2023. Last edited 27 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
303.5 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
its halo, of course its worth a buy
Posted 15 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
354.3 hrs on record (257.5 hrs at review time)
Yeah, i have played it a little. i would recommend this game its awesome fun with friends and on your own private worlds. However the game is buggy AF so be prepared to save every hour or so because the game will crash or something will go wrong for you. Ark is a awesome fun game but has some sore spots with development delivery ans such. but i would still recommend because their is nothing like taming a dino its a completely unique experience where you truly feel like you accomplished something. Oh yeah the game also has a campaign now well sort of anyway it is mostly lore, so if your not into lore or reading the story wont mean much to you(there are some cool cinamatics tho). Anyway i think its well worth picking up so JUST DO IT!
Posted 16 February, 2020. Last edited 13 May, 2022.
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657.2 hrs on record (302.1 hrs at review time)
Good game for mechwarrior fans
Posted 28 March, 2017.
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