Don’t trust this guy, he lost his virginity to a horse. Then sent me twelve snapchat pics of dying African children in his basement. Six years later he arrived at my doorstep wearing a full body latex suit screaming, "I knew the muffin man!" Before i knew it, he was in my house just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and pissing on everything, I quickly grabbed a kitchen knife but as I turned around he was gone. Nothing but ♥♥♥♥ piss and a little semen remained. After that I have went off the grid, I now use satellite internet coupled with three VPN's running through a tor browser to evade him tracking me. Some believe he has existed for century’s, and that he has played a role in every major event in human history. The fall of Rome, the 9/11 attacks, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Norman conquest of the Britian, the Bolshevik revolution and much more! Whatever you do stop this creature!

bro your a tarded

please ban this dude already

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noob

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